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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2009, 10:38:47 pm »
Bacon is overhyped.

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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #46 on: October 15, 2009, 11:04:09 pm »
Your awesome level is not overhyped.
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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #47 on: October 16, 2009, 03:04:46 am »
The problem of good bacon vs. mediocre sex is that, while I cannot give myself mediocre sex, I am perfectly capable of making good bacon.

On the other hand, many girls are able to participate with me in good sex, and so a girl who does not approve of me eating good bacon would be at a disadvantage when compared to other girls of her sexual prowess.

Also, have you ever considered masturbating with bacon? Not like, hot or crunchy bacon, but the just barely cooked, soft and greasy shit. Sounds pretty nice.

Sounds like a way to spoil good bacon.
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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #48 on: October 16, 2009, 05:27:19 am »
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #49 on: October 16, 2009, 01:08:47 pm »
I've read somewhere that bacon affects the taste of seminal fluids. This is something that I have not been able to confirm. When it comes to other aspects of bacon and sex I've heard from very reliable source* that bacon is promotes horniness (especially when combined with eggs as recommended by Casanova).

*Well actually I don't have actual proof that my source was reliable
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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #50 on: October 25, 2009, 09:51:51 pm »
I once ate a hamburger with bacon at Mcdonald's. That stuff was so greasy that i was ill for like 2 days after (could have been the age, i was 12).
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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #51 on: October 26, 2009, 12:30:30 am »
I once ate a hamburger with bacon at Mcdonald's. That stuff was so greasy that i was ill for like 2 days after (could have been the age, i was 12).

And after that you neverh ad one again?!?!  :o When I go out drinking with my friends in the city we usually step in a McDonalds or anything like it around 1/2AM. Damn hungry and those things are LOVELY at that time of night.

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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #52 on: October 26, 2009, 01:32:18 am »
man i once downed 15 of those bad boys and lived

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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #53 on: October 26, 2009, 05:17:12 am »
man i once downed 15 of those bad boys and lived

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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #54 on: October 26, 2009, 06:25:25 pm »
All the alchohol in his stomach sterilized any harmful stuff.


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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #55 on: October 26, 2009, 09:17:54 pm »
Romino's pizza (no, not a typo and yes, they were previously as big a rip-off as you might have thought before they were bitchslapped down with a lawsuit) at 1AM, completely shitfaced, is where it's at. Beef, ham and pepperoni pizza with a can of coke all for three quid.

I miss those days.

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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #56 on: October 26, 2009, 10:01:36 pm »
Nothing compares to Chicago deep dish pizza.

Or to Bertucci's Carmine Pizza. Romano cheese, roasted tomato sauce, and caramelized onions... oh sweet lord.
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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #57 on: October 26, 2009, 10:52:07 pm »
We're not talking about taste in this topic, we're talking about

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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #58 on: October 26, 2009, 10:55:59 pm »
inb4theyservebaconandcheesestuffedpizzaburgersatmcdonalds

damn that one's a doozy! <.<

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Re: And on the seventh day, I was hungry
« Reply #59 on: October 26, 2009, 10:57:42 pm »
theyservebaconandcheesestuffedpizzaburgersatmcdonalds

just because you're in before doesn't mean i can't say it!  :D