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Yes, I am nice and charming. Harvey's my stand-in when I need to be rough and violent. Plausible deniability, see?

I wonder if that would work in court.

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Let's hear an update to the story! What actually happened, and what actually DIDN'T happen?

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I didn't chat up any bar staff because it's not what I do. I got very drunk and walked the 2 miles home, up a crazy steep hill most of the way. I woke up 13 hours later. The end. Ta dah. I did however see 3 separate people snorting coke in the pub toilets though. Seeing them get chucked out was pretty amusing.

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Actually yesterday i went to a gathering of people, supposedly an afterparty. All they did was snort coke too, its a vulgar habit.

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just send an SMS to the barmen =З
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"Red, blue, or green?"
"It's always red or blue in the movies."
"So, green?"
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