Author Topic: So I have entirely lost my voice and should be spending my eveniing in a pub...  (Read 14114 times)

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Try hitting on them, and report back what happens.

Bonus points for doing it in charades.
...why Torp was picked over you... HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY RESPECT. -SomethingGood
<Radicz0r> Torp is well prepared for universal destruction

[03:18:49] <WereVolvo> ARCTIC
[03:18:51] <WereVolvo> not arctic

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One of them happens to be the mother of a friend of mine. So no, I'll not be doing that.

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Or, you WILL be trying. Be sure to report on it like Torp said.

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Suddenly this thread got a lot more interesting.

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You're excused from hitting on your friends mother. Go for one of the other gals, preferably one closer to your age.
...why Torp was picked over you... HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY RESPECT. -SomethingGood
<Radicz0r> Torp is well prepared for universal destruction

[03:18:49] <WereVolvo> ARCTIC
[03:18:51] <WereVolvo> not arctic

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Right, but when it fails spectacularly, I'll then lose any sort of frequent bar visitor privileges I've accrued. That's not a good trade. At all.

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Hit on her, not hit her!

Do it in a nice manner, not all rude and crass, and your bar privileges will hopefully stay.
...why Torp was picked over you... HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY RESPECT. -SomethingGood
<Radicz0r> Torp is well prepared for universal destruction

[03:18:49] <WereVolvo> ARCTIC
[03:18:51] <WereVolvo> not arctic

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Look, if you're standing behind a bar, the only words I will be saying to you are 'NAME OF ALCOHOLIC DRINK and NAME OF ALCOHOLIC DRINK' whilst repeating as many times as necessary.

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Well, you can do a lot with names of alcoholic drinks... ;D
...why Torp was picked over you... HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY RESPECT. -SomethingGood
<Radicz0r> Torp is well prepared for universal destruction

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[03:18:51] <WereVolvo> not arctic

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Yes, but the cocktail selection is drastically cut, due to the fact that I have a penis.

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Hit on her, not hit her!

Do it in a nice manner, not all rude and crass, and your bar privileges will hopefully stay.

I thought you said to hit her. Oh well.

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Hitting the bar staff is also not an option. Said pub is quite possibly the only Wetherspoons in the world to regularly employ bouncers.

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Hit on her, not hit her!

Do it in a nice manner, not all rude and crass, and your bar privileges will hopefully stay.

I thought you said to hit her. Oh well.

No, that was me.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Yes, I am nice and charming. Harvey's my stand-in when I need to be rough and violent. Plausible deniability, see?
...why Torp was picked over you... HE'S JUST BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY RESPECT. -SomethingGood
<Radicz0r> Torp is well prepared for universal destruction

[03:18:49] <WereVolvo> ARCTIC
[03:18:51] <WereVolvo> not arctic

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