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Re: 2012
« Reply #30 on: August 28, 2009, 10:24:09 am »
maybe the mayans predicted sarah palin getting elected president...


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Re: 2012
« Reply #31 on: August 28, 2009, 12:38:55 pm »
maybe the mayans predicted sarah palin getting elected president...

I'd feel sorry for your nation (and in extension, the whole world), then.
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Re: 2012
« Reply #32 on: August 28, 2009, 04:35:10 pm »
So, funny story.

I went on a few dates with someone once. Seemed normal, seemed cool, I was enjoying myself.

Then he started telling me about 2012 and how the world was going to end.

"I've heard this before..." I thought to myself. But he didn't stop there.

He very devoutly believes in the apocalypse of 2012 and not only does he believe in it, but he also believes that his nephew is one of the many messiahs destined to "awaken" on that day and lead those who are worthy from the ashes of the destroyed world.

Yeah, so I didn't call him back after that one.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #33 on: August 28, 2009, 06:05:31 pm »
So, funny story.

I went on a few dates with someone once. Seemed normal, seemed cool, I was enjoying myself.

Then he started telling me about 2012 and how the world was going to end.

"I've heard this before..." I thought to myself. But he didn't stop there.

He very devoutly believes in the apocalypse of 2012 and not only does he believe in it, but he also believes that his nephew is one of the many messiahs destined to "awaken" on that day and lead those who are worthy from the ashes of the destroyed world.

Yeah, so I didn't call him back after that one.

What a nut.
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Re: 2012
« Reply #34 on: August 28, 2009, 06:09:34 pm »
So, funny story.

I went on a few dates with someone once. Seemed normal, seemed cool, I was enjoying myself.

Then he started telling me about 2012 and how the world was going to end.

"I've heard this before..." I thought to myself. But he didn't stop there.

He very devoutly believes in the apocalypse of 2012 and not only does he believe in it, but he also believes that his nephew is one of the many messiahs destined to "awaken" on that day and lead those who are worthy from the ashes of the destroyed world.

Yeah, so I didn't call him back after that one.

What a nut.

Sometimes I hope that these unbelievable stories are true so there is something greater than normal life... Well, sometimes...

What a nut +1

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Re: 2012
« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2009, 07:03:57 pm »
Maybe he was just a really intense LARPer? D:
His nephew can't be the messiah, I AM THE MESSIAH. All you mo' fugga's gonna BURN.

But really, sorry to hear that. xD

But I would like to ask for everyone's opinion... So are you nervous, at all? Do you consider it a possibility, in the slightest?
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Re: 2012
« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2009, 07:50:09 pm »
"Actually, wooden stakes are for vampires. Wooden steaks are for vegetarians."

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Re: 2012
« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2009, 08:02:05 pm »
Maybe he was just a really intense LARPer? D:
His nephew can't be the messiah, I AM THE MESSIAH. All you mo' fugga's gonna BURN.

But really, sorry to hear that. xD

But I would like to ask for everyone's opinion... So are you nervous, at all? Do you consider it a possibility, in the slightest?

Nervous? Negative.
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Re: 2012
« Reply #38 on: August 29, 2009, 04:25:11 am »
So are you nervous, at all? Do you consider it a possibility, in the slightest?

Not one iota. Sure, even if it does happen by some crazy coincidence, why would I worry? Life's just nothing but white noise anyway, so what the fuck would I care if everything dies?

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Re: 2012
« Reply #39 on: August 29, 2009, 05:04:41 am »
So are you nervous, at all? Do you consider it a possibility, in the slightest?

Not one iota. Sure, even if it does happen by some crazy coincidence, why would I worry? Life's just nothing but white noise anyway, so what the fuck would I care if everything dies?

Your hilarity would cease, and that makes Annie a sad, sad panda.
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Re: 2012
« Reply #40 on: August 29, 2009, 04:36:58 pm »
More like a sad sad small pile of ash, but whatevs.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #41 on: August 29, 2009, 06:21:51 pm »
At that point it would be the same thing as a panda.
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Re: 2012
« Reply #42 on: August 29, 2009, 08:29:41 pm »
Well this thread turned morbid quickly. Lets have some boobs up in hurrr


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Re: 2012
« Reply #43 on: August 29, 2009, 09:21:01 pm »
Excellent, my good man. Have some complimentary Love Butter CookiesTM!
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Re: 2012
« Reply #44 on: August 29, 2009, 10:41:31 pm »
Then it is decided!!!!

The Earth will be destroyed by gaint boobs in 2012!!!!!
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