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Offline dezo

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Re: 2012
« Reply #15 on: August 22, 2009, 02:40:13 am »
Let me explain this in a way that retards will find probable.
MaSu will fly away in a spaceship sent from the N'th dimension.
ofc we will!
The same day as christians start to fly up in heaven in bright beams of light.

Personally I can't really understand ppl who cant separate fact from fiction.
Even if shit is bloody old and millions of other retards believe the same thing it doesn't make it true.

oh, and can someone remind me to set the alarm on my iPhone for 30 dec 3243 so that I don't forget to get the calendar for the next 3243 years from app-store?
I bet it's gonna cost 3$, cheep bastards.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2009, 03:42:26 am »
Also, hamburgers

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Re: 2012
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2009, 10:46:57 am »
If the world ends in 2012...

I will shave my beard.
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Re: 2012
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2009, 12:08:30 pm »
Things i will do if the world ends:

1. Get a personal army,

2. Get world domination,

3. Get a bigger starship than Masu,

4. Conquer the universe.
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Re: 2012
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2009, 12:28:29 pm »
Also, actually, 2012 is not actually the end of the Mayan calendar. That lies a uncountable times the current age of the universe into the future. Maybe they actually did manage to calculate the end of the universe?
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Re: 2012
« Reply #20 on: August 22, 2009, 12:44:28 pm »
everyone says that the stranger planet gonna visit us in 2012.
the name is Nibiru.
it will come pretty close that time so we will see it as bright as moon.
someone even says that the atlants will come for us)
MASU gonna fly away from earth D:

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Re: 2012
« Reply #21 on: August 22, 2009, 12:46:05 pm »
Yes I believe the world will end in 2012.

Happy now?

Good excuse to get wasted and buy some hookers, right? RIGHT?!
You people still look for excuses?
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Re: 2012
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2009, 06:49:50 pm »
Science has proven that the Maya's could almost certainly count with (time) periods of  75 million years.
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Re: 2012
« Reply #23 on: August 22, 2009, 11:27:59 pm »
The world will end there are many possibilities. I even believe that someday God will come with his Angels riding on a Harley and kill everybody. And then Spongebob will piss on our dead bodies, but hey my lifetime is so short it would be really bad luck if it happens right now...

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Re: 2012
« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2009, 03:34:55 am »
I think it's more probable that spacemutants will land in area 51 and some random n00b without pots and rog gear will pull a leroy jenkins on them and fuck us all up before the clerics have finished casting the buffs.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #25 on: August 23, 2009, 04:57:09 am »
I think it's more probable that spacemutants will land in area 51 and some random n00b without pots and rog gear will pull a leroy jenkins on them and fuck us all up before the clerics have finished casting the buffs.

I think this is one of the signs that will lead to our doom.

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Re: 2012
« Reply #26 on: August 23, 2009, 09:41:29 am »
I think it's more probable that spacemutants will land in area 51 and some random n00b without pots and rog gear will pull a leroy jenkins on them and fuck us all up before the clerics have finished casting the buffs.

I think this is one of the signs that will lead to our doom.

Damn right! But if there's a guy who has marihuana and gives it to teh spacemutants, the earth willl not be gone 2012. It will be gone in 1967, because teh spacemutants will go back in time to smoke moar marihuana and then destroy us.
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Re: 2012
« Reply #27 on: August 23, 2009, 05:17:50 pm »
I think it's more probable that spacemutants will land in area 51 and some random n00b without pots and rog gear will pull a leroy jenkins on them and fuck us all up before the clerics have finished casting the buffs.

I think this is one of the signs that will lead to our doom.

Damn right! But if there's a guy who has marihuana and gives it to teh spacemutants, the earth willl not be gone 2012. It will be gone in 1967, because teh spacemutants will go back in time to smoke moar marihuana and then destroy us.

Who says the space mutants will be affected by marijuana? :P
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Re: 2012
« Reply #28 on: August 23, 2009, 07:53:03 pm »
I think it's more probable that spacemutants will land in area 51 and some random n00b without pots and rog gear will pull a leroy jenkins on them and fuck us all up before the clerics have finished casting the buffs.

I think this is one of the signs that will lead to our doom.

Damn right! But if there's a guy who has marihuana and gives it to teh spacemutants, the earth willl not be gone 2012. It will be gone in 1967, because teh spacemutants will go back in time to smoke moar marihuana and then destroy us.

Who says the space mutants will be affected by marijuana? :P

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Re: 2012
« Reply #29 on: August 24, 2009, 09:13:56 am »
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