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Stranger: hi
You: hi, simon?
Stranger: simon isnt here
Stranger: sorry
You: where'd he go?
Stranger: far away
You: be specific, we talking china or the corner shop?
Stranger: what u mean
You: you better tell me where simon is right now.
Stranger: fuck simon
Stranger: how are u
You: he owes me a bagel he's not getting off that easy!!
Stranger: simon is a motherfucker
You: i'm annoyed! annoyed that simon has fucked off to a chinese corner shop with my mom and my bagel!
You: he IS a motherfucker..
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: simon sucks
You: sucks the salmon, do you like salmon?
Stranger: yes i like salmon
Stranger: friend
Stranger: what did you drink?
You: simon liked salmon..

i miss simon
Stranger: :

You: friend?
You: i've never befriended an actual salmon* no
You: why do you have four eyes, salmon do not have four eyes
Stranger: who is salmon
You: salmon is fish
Stranger: senin amına korum
Stranger: adamı hasta etme
You: hmmm, you might need a spellcheck on that last word
Stranger: i'm swearing u in turkish
You: oh ok
You: ill swear at you in irish then
You: Piss aff ya feckin prack!
Stranger: well
Stranger: good one
You: its a great one
Stranger: yarrak kafalı puşt
You: du ist durchfall.
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: orospu çocuğu
You: look i can't afford one of those space cadet keyboards so keep to the normal ones aight?
Stranger: "orospu çocuğu" means son of a bitch
You: makes me jealous i can use those magic letters
Stranger: let me teach you turkish
You: hmm.. well my mom can be a bitch, this is true
You: hit me
Stranger: "sik" means cock
You: aight
Stranger: "am" means
Stranger: cunt
Stranger: ok?
You: yep
You: let me teach you some irish
You: pog me hol means kiss my ass
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: "yarrrağımı ye" means suck my cock
You: thats the height of it, we basically revolve around those 3 words for most conversations
You: hmmm, awesome
Stranger: goodbye irishman
SOME KNOWLEDGE! yeah ok it wasnt as interesting as some of the ones here.. but the next one was rather fun.
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You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: any guess as to where i am right now?
Stranger: no idea...
You: you're not trying
You: go on, think about it..
Stranger: my head is empty
You: is that an invitation into your mind?
You: because i accept

!
Stranger: boy? girl?
You: salmon
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