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Offline harvey danger

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #45 on: May 16, 2009, 08:28:15 am »
Make him cry! Make him cry!

Am I the only one taken off guard by futilité saying that? :P

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dayman
You: Fighter of the Nightman
Stranger: You mean Gayman?
You: You're bad at this
You: You should be ashamed
You: Ashamed like a mule
Stranger: i am ashamed
You: With herpe
You: s
Stranger: why hath you place this burden on me
You: A herpes-mule
You: Spreading herpes to all the farmers along the countryside
Stranger: will you ride on my back
Stranger: and help me find a cure
You: I shall, we shall be the harbingers of the apocalypse
You: The herpes-filled apocalypse
Stranger: oh what a world this has become
Stranger: it is a shame the prostitutes took over
You: They need to carry more herpes pills
You: They have pills for herpes, right?
You: I don't know why I'm so obsessed with herpes tonight
Stranger: it can only be cured with the magic crystal, herpealips
Stranger: maybe you have it
You: I'm a poet and I didn't know it
You: I need these herpealips
You: We must quest!
Stranger: yea
Stranger: on my back you go
You: ONWARD, FAIR STEED
Stranger: hi ho hi ho
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: i have broken my leg
Stranger: on this here tiny rock
You: It is always the tiniest of rocks
You: Damn this pebbley road, damn it to Hades
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: /suicide
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: Dayman
You: Fighter of the Nightman
Stranger: that's who you are?
You: No, I'm Ryan
You: I'm looking for people that watch a certain, specifically specific TV show
You: So I can get my meme on
You: And create an endorphin high through the process of finding one with similar interests
Stranger: sorry to disappoint
You: Damn well better be
You: You always disappoint me
You: I think we need to talk
You: It's not you, it's me
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i'm gonna go cry now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I thought the end of that one was funny.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dayman
Stranger: hi
You: Fighter of the Nightman
Stranger: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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 :(
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: You gotta pay the troll toll
You: If you want the boy's hole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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DOES NOBODY WATCH IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA?! :'(
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Stranger: Hello, this is Daniel Larks, head of the Omegle Safety and Security Council. There have been numerous reports of you soliciting underage boys online to your unmarked van with promises of XBOX LIVE and candy. We have recorded your IP address (18.254.667.92), and have contacted your local police department. Officers will soon be dispatched to apprehend and arrest you, and take you to court on the 21st of May, 2009. You are hereby banned from all services of Omegle Inc., and our affiliates.
You: DAYMAN
You: FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN
You: Ooh, Xbox Live and candy
You: I wish I had those
Stranger: Anything you say can and will be held against you in the court of law
You: I'd be all over that shit
You: And the partyvan, too
Stranger: Sir/Ma'am we advise you stay silenced while we track your IP
You: I'd be drifting all over the place in that baby
You: And probably subsequently rolling over
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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At first I thought it was serious because of my numerous "Troll Toll" conversation starts. :police:
« Last Edit: May 16, 2009, 09:22:54 am by Harvey Danger »
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #46 on: May 16, 2009, 12:43:11 pm »
Fun convos there, Harvey... I just suck donkey ass in this. Again I had nice long convo with some stranger.
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #47 on: May 16, 2009, 02:28:50 pm »
I think futilite is trying to hurt me, but she shall not cracketh the beast.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #48 on: May 16, 2009, 03:31:47 pm »
You only think like that because she is cute. Something that's cute can't hurt you... So they always think. Well ask about that from knights who encountered Rabbit of Caerbannog.
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #49 on: May 16, 2009, 07:33:51 pm »
a lot of times i like to try the "horny girl" ploy and cut guys off right before it gets good with like an fbi or parental interruption, but last night i ended up having a 2 hour session of girl talk lol


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Re: Omegle
« Reply #50 on: May 16, 2009, 08:21:08 pm »
I wound up talking to some Korean high school girl for two hours. She randomly disconnected in the middle of the conversation. :(
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #51 on: May 17, 2009, 12:04:19 am »
hahahaha im such a bitch

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wanna fight?
Stranger: cmon u kido
You: wanna make out?
Stranger: u boy or gal?
You: girl
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: k sure
You: hmm
You: good to know
You have disconnected.


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Re: Omegle
« Reply #52 on: May 17, 2009, 05:36:52 am »
HAHAH Harvey's first one with the mule was ... too much to handle.

What have I done bringing forumites to this Omegle?

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #53 on: May 17, 2009, 01:30:34 pm »
Disaster and doom?
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #54 on: May 17, 2009, 04:49:00 pm »
I wound up talking to some Korean high school girl for two hours. She randomly disconnected in the middle of the conversation. :(
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #55 on: May 17, 2009, 10:29:13 pm »
Being a computer scientist I can verify that that is true Rad.

You'd be suprised what some of the computer guys look like!

Sadly I once hooked up with one of my halo partners in this after showing him. It was humorous that we realized it was the other person ; p

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