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Re: Omegle
« Reply #30 on: May 10, 2009, 10:12:39 pm »
So far I've met one really funny turkish dude and one chinese guy. I exchanged msn with both of them and looking forward to chat with them. Also I had one 2 hours long discussion with one 16 years old person with whom I didn't exchange msn but it was very interesting chat nevertheless. He/she reminded me of myself when I was around that age... It's bit like I had travelled on time machine and met myself younger there on the electronic highways of internet. It was great :D
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2009, 12:56:40 am »
Gravey you better start fuckin with those strangers or i'm gonna cry some serious man tears.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2009, 01:36:23 am »
Make him cry! Make him cry!

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2009, 04:10:07 am »
Now let me imply that the context of which my colleague means this as playing jokes on them.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2009, 02:43:49 pm »
Thanks Master Lupino, that's exactly the pitch i was making.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2009, 08:54:18 pm »
I don't feel like it... Hell once when I tried to impersonate drunkard sex maniac from asteroid Eros I ended up on exchanging MSN addresses in the end. I just don't know how to do it?
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2009, 08:56:24 pm »
I don't feel like it... Hell once when I tried to impersonate drunkard sex maniac from asteroid Eros I ended up on exchanging MSN addresses in the end. I just don't know how to do it?

Duuuude.. apart from the origins, what IS THERE TO IMPERSONATE!? ;)
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #37 on: May 12, 2009, 12:21:03 am »
Impersonating... I'm so relieved that Omegle doesn't have VOIP feature ("talk to stranger" - mode which again reminds me of Dio's song "Don't Talk To Strangers")... Just another day I tried to talk like Schwartzenegger and I ended up sounding like Homer Simpson. It has to have something to do with how my body is built.
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #38 on: May 14, 2009, 08:24:04 am »

You: ill swear at you in irish then
You: Piss aff ya feckin prack!
Stranger: well
Stranger: good one
You: its a great one

You: look i can't afford one of those space cadet keyboards so keep to the normal ones aight?

xD

funny stuff dude, also like the billy mayes eating babies one :D

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #39 on: May 14, 2009, 11:30:10 pm »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: so, what do you think of dragons?
Stranger: i think as far as mythical creatures go, they're alright
You: I see, that is an interesting answer
You: what mythological creatures beat the dragon, then?
Stranger: hmm, i think the griffin is pretty cool
Stranger: cerberus isn't bad either
You: griffins are quite alright
Stranger: maybe even the kraken
You: I won one once
Stranger: how fun for you
You: yep
Stranger: well, i've got to finish masturbating
Stranger: see ya around kid
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


My innocence has been offended! :-\
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #40 on: May 15, 2009, 12:34:05 am »
hahahaha... That was pretty funny... What beats the dragon? I dunno but I beat the meat and spank the monkey...
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #41 on: May 15, 2009, 03:10:38 am »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: omg i've got nude dick, want pics?
Stranger: oh are you serious?
Stranger: give me please
You: sec
Stranger: hey, i've been looking for a stranger to do it with, so there wont be any feelings of attachment
Stranger: would you be interested?
You: well do you have a nude dick?
Stranger: yes
You: well how does a nude dick enter a nude dick? i'm bamboozled
Stranger: from the anus
You: no deal
You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #42 on: May 15, 2009, 03:57:36 am »
You: ho del ho del ho que era sure divertido
Stranger: hey
You: Er
You: english
You: Alllllrighty
You: do you wear tight pants and listen to my chemical romance
Stranger: no and yes
You: if not, what about dragons? Do you like them?
Stranger: not so much on the dragons
You: My cake is three feet away from a man with a dragon on his underpants
You: however that would be in the basement. I have his picture here.
Stranger: wow.
You: He looks kind of happy
You: you know?
Stranger: im scared
Stranger: bye
You: a little smile. he was so cute.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #43 on: May 15, 2009, 12:54:09 pm »
You: hi
Stranger: horny female?
You: well, female
You: not horny yet
Stranger: yet?:)
You: depends on what you have to offer
You: ?

then my partner disconnected :( I really want to trick someone. In doing something lame over the internet. I am absoluetly NOT female and NOT looking for sex.

Oh, and from a later conversation:

Stranger: guyi@chenfeng.cn  that's my E-Mail

Have fun kids.  >:D
« Last Edit: May 15, 2009, 01:20:29 pm by WilllemNL »

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #44 on: May 15, 2009, 01:48:39 pm »
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im looking for a camel
Stranger: 你好
You: ive seen six today
You: but caught none, you have?
You: i dont speak block
Stranger: what?
You: are you a camel merchant or not?
Stranger: China?
You: you sell china?
Stranger: 你好
You: well that's no good
Stranger: Where do you come from?
You: Camel country
Stranger: Depart from this life
You: :( uncool
You: depart this ..!..