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Re: Omegle
« Reply #15 on: May 09, 2009, 04:32:46 pm »
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: George?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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lol short n sweet.


also:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello you ;)
You: hihi :)
You: do you like, oranges?
Stranger: well,, yes. why? :D
You: shame, i hate em. bye
You have disconnected.


it should really be omegle: FUCK with strangers!
« Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 04:34:45 pm by megå »

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #16 on: May 09, 2009, 04:56:00 pm »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: who is your daddy and what does he do?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no
Stranger: i mean.. age sex location
You: yes no yes
Stranger: WTF?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
We're open to such things, we've even talked many times about doing it with Inja, but in a way that's redundant because we can already get Erica
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #17 on: May 09, 2009, 05:15:33 pm »
Hahahahaa... Age sex location - No, Yes... Open? Hahahahahaaaaa... That's intant classic! :D
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #18 on: May 09, 2009, 05:59:27 pm »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m/f?
You: both O_O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

edit: this is too much fun ;D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi:D
You: Whoooa, you're a happy dude!
Stranger: yeap:D
You: what's makin' ya so happy?
Stranger: nothing:D
You: you're just naturally that happy all the time?
Stranger: yeap:)
You: care to share the secret?
Stranger: no of course
Stranger: just live everything at time ;)
You: live everything at the same time?
You: do you have a gamefaqs for that?
Stranger: no
You: you should consider writing one up
You: you could be the next Oprah
Stranger: oprah
Stranger: whats the meaning of Oprah
You: she's a fat black chick from America that everyone worships
You: like a god
Stranger: no !
You: yeah, it's a pretty rough time
Stranger: it cant be
Stranger: there is a one god
Stranger: and nobody can be god i believe this
You: I dunno
You: I just hung out with a few gods the other day
You: definitely looked like there were at least thirty five of them
Stranger: no no no
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 06:10:04 pm by Sirix »

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #19 on: May 09, 2009, 07:00:55 pm »
LOL OMG sirix that is the funniest thing i've read this year, you're in my top 5 LOLs and you're nominated for the LOL award in november at LOLcon 09.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #20 on: May 09, 2009, 07:05:10 pm »
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi, simon?
Stranger: simon isnt here
Stranger: sorry
You: where'd he go?
Stranger: far away
You: be specific, we talking china or the corner shop?
Stranger: what u mean
You: you better tell me where simon is right now.
Stranger: fuck simon
Stranger: how are u
You: he owes me a bagel he's not getting off that easy!!
Stranger: simon is a motherfucker
You: i'm annoyed! annoyed that simon has fucked off to a chinese corner shop with my mom and my bagel!
You: he IS a motherfucker..
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: simon sucks
You: sucks the salmon, do you like salmon?
Stranger: yes i like salmon
Stranger: friend
Stranger: what did you drink?
You: simon liked salmon.. :( i miss simon
Stranger: ::D
You: friend?
You: i've never befriended an actual salmon* no
You: why do you have four eyes, salmon do not have four eyes
Stranger: who is salmon
You: salmon is fish
Stranger: senin amına korum
Stranger: adamı hasta etme
You: hmmm, you might need a spellcheck on that last word
Stranger: i'm swearing u in turkish
You: oh ok
You: ill swear at you in irish then
You: Piss aff ya feckin prack!
Stranger: well
Stranger: good one
You: its a great one
Stranger: yarrak kafalı puşt
You: du ist durchfall.
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: orospu çocuğu
You: look i can't afford one of those space cadet keyboards so keep to the normal ones aight?
Stranger: "orospu çocuğu" means son of a bitch
You: makes me jealous i can use those magic letters
Stranger: let me teach you turkish
You: hmm.. well my mom can be a bitch, this is true
You: hit me
Stranger: "sik" means cock
You: aight
Stranger: "am" means
Stranger: cunt
Stranger: ok?
You: yep
You: let me teach you some irish
You: pog me hol means kiss my ass
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: "yarrrağımı ye" means suck my cock
You: thats the height of it, we basically revolve around those 3 words for most conversations
You: hmmm, awesome
Stranger: goodbye irishman

SOME KNOWLEDGE! yeah ok it wasnt as interesting as some of the ones here.. but the next one was rather fun.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: any guess as to where i am right now?
Stranger: no idea...
You: you're not trying
You: go on, think about it..
Stranger: my head is empty
You: is that an invitation into your mind?
You: because i accept :D!
Stranger: boy? girl?
You: salmon

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 07:14:42 pm by megå »

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2009, 12:16:00 am »
:( people don't like their lives to be questioned...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: who are you
You: and why
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
We're open to such things, we've even talked many times about doing it with Inja, but in a way that's redundant because we can already get Erica
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2009, 12:37:01 am »
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BILLY MAYS WILL EAT all OF YOUR CHILDREN
THEN RAPE YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Case closed, then?
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2009, 02:22:21 am »
I'm afraid to use it because of you people.
(i) There will come a day when nothing you did matters. But it is not today. Here and now, you are alive.
(ii) Live well under your own authority.
(iii) Abolishing suffering is impossible. Lessening suffering is mandatory.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2009, 03:01:44 am »
haha, so many people on this site are kind of stuck up people who can't really speak english.

anytime I try to crack a joke they just go "what u mean?"

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2009, 05:25:38 am »
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bitches don't know about my gengar
Stranger: your a ginger?
You: i am going to name my daughter pthc childporn
You: nope
Stranger: me either
You: do you like mudflips?
Stranger: there alright
You: wanna do a battle roll?
You: shit is so CURRENCY
Stranger: si
You: shop da wop and you just lost the match
You: anomalous out!
Stranger: whats a battle roll.. you cheated
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY IM KEVIN JONAS,BETCHES
You: awesome
You: Billy Mays here!
You: I fucked that shamwow pussy's ass cunt
You: Shit was so cash
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: v
Stranger: how r u random stranger?
You: i am good, i am 40 years old from the planet neptune, sent to rape you
Stranger: lol
Stranger: omg
You: fear my vibrating cocks
Stranger: I like eartj
You: its a cool place and doesn't afraid of anything
Stranger: *earth
You: do you like pc?
Stranger: pc?
Stranger: personal computer?
You: i have a vast collection of "pc"
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: what u mean?
You: partyvan?
You: ring any bells yet?
Stranger: omg...
Stranger: i can't understand u
You: holy shit
Stranger: :/
Stranger: so
You: i'm diarhetic!
Stranger: what's a virbation cock?
Stranger: ur penis?
Stranger: lol
You: its a vibrating weiner that extends from my neck
You: how old are you earth child?
Stranger: I'm 20
You: to old, do not want
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2009, 05:29:36 am »
These guys are arseholes:


Stranger: Hi
You: hello
Stranger: from?
You: from is all relative.
You: we're all part of the great hive mind of the universe, in the end.
You: like stars, but with thumbs.
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2009, 05:42:33 am »
OMG 200th post!
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2009, 04:17:06 pm »

You: do you like mudflips?
Stranger: there alright
You: wanna do a battle roll?
You: shit is so CURRENCY
Stranger: si
You: shop da wop and you just lost the match
You: anomalous out!
Stranger: whats a battle roll.. you cheated
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY IM KEVIN JONAS,BETCHES
You: awesome
You: Billy Mays here!
You: I fucked that shamwow pussy's ass cunt
You: Shit was so cash
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: its a cool place and doesn't afraid of anything
You: do you like pc?
Stranger: pc?
Stranger: personal computer?
You: i have a vast collection of "pc"
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: what u mean?
You: partyvan?
You: ring any bells yet?
You: to old, do not want
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Sprouting 4chan meme's has gotten old a long time ago dude

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: BILLY MAYS WILL EAT all OF YOUR CHILDREN
THEN RAPE YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Case closed, then?
« Last Edit: May 10, 2009, 04:18:58 pm by Jack Lupino »

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2009, 04:17:36 pm »
I bet this website was in the beginning a serious idea to find friends but it turned into an

EPIC