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Offline Irrationalist

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Omegle
« on: May 08, 2009, 02:59:00 am »
A wonderful way to spend work.

Stranger: once open a midnight dreary while ı
Stranger: pondered weak and weary
Stranger: over many a quaint and curious volume
Stranger: of forgotten lore
You: so we've beaten round the bush long enough
You: are you in, or are you out?
Stranger: in
Stranger: u
You: in
You: so lets get down to business
You: did you bring the goods?
Stranger: yes

Lets you talk with strangers. I must say the convo's get good when you get random : D

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2009, 11:21:48 am »
Needless to say, i am bamboozled.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2009, 11:28:24 am »
It's a website set up to let you IM other people without divulging your/their identity.

Clicky.

Quote from: Omegle.com
Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2009, 12:03:42 pm »
Stranger: Hi.
You: Sup
Stranger: Not much, just listening to music. You?
You: Inhaling a cup of tea
Stranger: o.o?
You: It's neccessary for the morning to begin
Stranger: Lo. =P
Stranger: Lol*
You: my brain is still offline
You: i think my fingers logged me onto my computer this morning so the brains in for a nasty surprise when it wakes up
Stranger: o.o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


AHAHAHAHAHA not going back there.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2009, 12:40:18 pm »
I actually made 2 friends on this website, then they turned out to be homos. Also, 'HUEHUEHUEHUE' is a guaranteed way to get Brazilians to disconnect.
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2009, 01:26:32 pm »
lmao.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2009, 03:30:11 pm »
I actually made 2 friends on this website, then they turned out to be homos. Also, 'HUEHUEHUEHUE' is a guaranteed way to get Brazilians to disconnect.

their homosexuality made them not your friends anymore?

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2009, 10:29:16 pm »
I actually made 2 friends on this website, then they turned out to be homos. Also, 'HUEHUEHUEHUE' is a guaranteed way to get Brazilians to disconnect.

their homosexuality made them not your friends anymore?

I never said anything about their sexuality, I could have been referring to their homosapienism. But seriously, homo/gay doesn't necessarily depict their sexual orientation... they were just fags I don't even know the proper word for it anymore without making some sexual reference... they were cunts, is that better?
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #8 on: May 08, 2009, 11:55:26 pm »
Hahahaha. I had one at work that went like this.

Stranger: Hi
Self: I feel like I'm lost at sea...
Stranger: How so?
Self: Like Im stuck in the ocean with only a paddle...
Stranger: So how are you?
Self: Well obviously wet and miserable I'm stuck in the ocean with only a paddle.
Disconnect.

Made me laugh pretty good.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2009, 01:03:02 am »
I actually made 2 friends on this website, then they turned out to be homos. Also, 'HUEHUEHUEHUE' is a guaranteed way to get Brazilians to disconnect.

their homosexuality made them not your friends anymore?

I never said anything about their sexuality, I could have been referring to their homosapienism. But seriously, homo/gay doesn't necessarily depict their sexual orientation... they were just fags I don't even know the proper word for it anymore without making some sexual reference... they were cunts, is that better?


Was it shaun? did you bump into shaun twice on the website? did you get tricked by shaun, twice?

Dude.. dude.

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2009, 04:39:39 am »
Haha. this has so much potential

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: howdy
You: Hey there
Stranger: 27 m Texas
Stranger: u
You: 3000, god, osiris
Stranger: right
You: =)
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Stranger: aaaaa i want sex!!!!
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: sorry .a little crazy
You: what


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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
You: My balls are like ice. Maybe i can warmen them up against the soil of your carcass?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



tee hee
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Re: Omegle
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2009, 09:18:24 am »
I want sex too : <

This is a great work tool though ; D

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2009, 01:26:47 pm »
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mike?
You: YES!
Stranger: at last!
You: hahaha :DD
Stranger: where hav u been mate?
You: been trying to teach a Chinese person English on here
Stranger: sounds like a waste of time
You: it was, big time
You: oh hey btw
You: i'm not mike
You: i just said yes because i thought it was funny
Stranger: y wud u lie :(
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2009, 01:37:03 pm »
lol i liked ants the best. +1!

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Re: Omegle
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2009, 03:56:32 pm »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a guy with nude pics ;)
You: hi there! nude pics? oh yeah, i have thousands as well
You: do you mean nude pics of your hot body?
Stranger: i mean of my dick
You: nude dick?
You: wow
You: well... i'm guy as well
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

EDIT : OMG that was fun!
Random ramblings and furious feminine novels per versatility.