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Re: Max Payne The Official Trailer
« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2008, 07:49:54 pm »


where the fuck do you keep finding those things? :P

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Re: Max Payne The Official Trailer
« Reply #46 on: October 19, 2008, 07:23:46 pm »


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« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2008, 08:33:27 pm »
I liked it a lot, watched it at the premiere.

It wasn't perfect, but hell, it was the best game-based movie that I've seen. Maybe even period. In my opinion.
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Re: Max Payne The Official Trailer
« Reply #48 on: November 02, 2008, 05:21:51 pm »
Holy shitballs that movie blowed steamy piles of horse shit.
TONS of continuity errors, dialogue was predictable, actors looked like they were just saying their lines in order to get home and have some coffee etc.
Mark wahlberg just keeps having that gotdamn constipated face throughout the whole movie, the story is a mishmash of max payne 1 & 2, leaving a shitload out, not killing mona, showing even NO blood on max's wife. You don't get to see the dead baby, you don't get to see Vlad, they reduced VALKYR to a gotdamn energy drink, while the syringes are STILL ON THE WALL with a V on it!!!

Jim bravura is played by Ludachris, a black guy, wtf?!

Mark Walhberg never even played the gotdamn games, so he's just pretending to be someone he doesn't even know or understands, there are some elements that return from the game, such as Roscoe street station, Ragna rock, though they spell it as Rag Na Rock.  Lupino's hotel isn't there, so no rico muerte, no captain baseball bat boy, no fire, no vlad, no ship, no fucking nothing.  Fuck! what a letdown.

Only thing that was cool was the CGI bit with the demons, but that never had anything to do with the game anyway.

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« Reply #49 on: November 02, 2008, 06:58:42 pm »
You don't get to see the dead baby

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Re: Max Payne The Official Trailer
« Reply #50 on: November 02, 2008, 10:00:56 pm »
Holy shitballs that movie blowed steamy piles of horse shit.
TONS of continuity errors, dialogue was predictable, actors looked like they were just saying their lines in order to get home and have some coffee etc.
Mark wahlberg just keeps having that gotdamn constipated face throughout the whole movie, the story is a mishmash of max payne 1 & 2, leaving a shitload out, not killing mona, showing even NO blood on max's wife. You don't get to see the dead baby, you don't get to see Vlad, they reduced VALKYR to a gotdamn energy drink, while the syringes are STILL ON THE WALL with a V on it!!!

Jim bravura is played by Ludachris, a black guy, wtf?!

Mark Walhberg never even played the gotdamn games, so he's just pretending to be someone he doesn't even know or understands, there are some elements that return from the game, such as Roscoe street station, Ragna rock, though they spell it as Rag Na Rock.  Lupino's hotel isn't there, so no rico muerte, no captain baseball bat boy, no fire, no vlad, no ship, no fucking nothing.  Fuck! what a letdown.

Only thing that was cool was the CGI bit with the demons, but that never had anything to do with the game anyway.

Well then, if this is the case... I won't go see the movie.

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Re: Max Payne The Official Trailer
« Reply #51 on: November 06, 2008, 09:57:05 am »
Rad, you do realize that the canonical ending to Max Payne 2 ends with Mona surviving... right? It's the hidden ending, try beating the game at the hardest difficulty level.

And besides, I think that Max Payne is a kinda hard movie to make, if they were to follow the game exactly. But tell me, what was from Max Payne 2?

But yeah, the movie wasn't living up to my expectations, but I still liked it. Maybe not as a video game movie, but rather as an action movie.
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« Reply #52 on: November 06, 2008, 10:58:48 am »
... And besides, I think that Max Payne is a kinda hard movie to make, if they were to follow the game exactly. ...

I can't think of a game easier and better suited to be adapted to a movie. Basically shorten down the running and gunning gameplay sections to fit in the time frame of a movie and leave everything else as is. Repeat with Max Payne 2 if the first one makes money.

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« Reply #53 on: November 06, 2008, 11:20:30 am »
... And besides, I think that Max Payne is a kinda hard movie to make, if they were to follow the game exactly. ...

I can't think of a game easier and better suited to be adapted to a movie. Basically shorten down the running and gunning gameplay sections to fit in the time frame of a movie and leave everything else as is. Repeat with Max Payne 2 if the first one makes money.

True, but think of the content in the game. Those weird ass dreams, walking along the trail of blood. Yeah, I know I couldn't fit that in, writing that in a movie script would've been a pain in the ass.
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Re: Max Payne The Official Trailer
« Reply #54 on: November 06, 2008, 03:02:58 pm »
... And besides, I think that Max Payne is a kinda hard movie to make, if they were to follow the game exactly. ...

I can't think of a game easier and better suited to be adapted to a movie. Basically shorten down the running and gunning gameplay sections to fit in the time frame of a movie and leave everything else as is. Repeat with Max Payne 2 if the first one makes money.

True, but think of the content in the game. Those weird ass dreams, walking along the trail of blood. Yeah, I know I couldn't fit that in, writing that in a movie script would've been a pain in the ass.

Those would have been awsome for a movie, like the ending of 2001: A space oddysey... That my friend is awsome.
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Re: Max Payne The Official Trailer
« Reply #55 on: November 06, 2008, 04:36:47 pm »
Bluescreen is your friend.

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« Reply #56 on: November 06, 2008, 11:47:56 pm »
It's easy to say what they should've done, but I'm sure it was difficult to bring it all to a reality.


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Re: Max Payne The Official Trailer
« Reply #57 on: November 07, 2008, 02:55:06 am »
Rad, you do realize that the canonical ending to Max Payne 2 ends with Mona surviving... right? It's the hidden ending, try beating the game at the hardest difficulty level.
Who do you take me for, boy?!

Max is one of only two characters left alive, the other being Jim Bravura, who was left in critical condition. Mona survives in an alternate hidden ending on the Dead on Arrival difficulty level, but it's still not clear which ending is the official canon, regardless Max finds inner peace in both endings.

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