gravehill touches kiddies.
I try not to but it's kinda hard change diapers without touching them while doing it. And whenever my own precious little one asks to come to sit on my lap to read book or watch movie I don't have heart to tell him no because touching is so taboo nowadays.
But yeah, maybe that vowel thing went again little too far. I should have added "y" and "et" and it would be much more dynamic and politically correct. Almost like some superhero...