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Offline Viherminttu

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How are you pooping today?
« on: June 04, 2008, 01:03:58 pm »
How are your bowels today?  :D
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Re: How are you pooping today?
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2008, 01:04:46 pm »
good god :P

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Re: How are you pooping today?
« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2008, 01:23:03 pm »
WELL YOU SEE I HAVE AN URGE TO BUT I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO DO IT DIM. HOW ABOUT YOU?
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Re: How are you pooping today?
« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2008, 04:34:57 pm »
To be honest, movements have been occurring a little more than what's regular lately. Why do you ask?

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Re: How are you pooping today?
« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2008, 04:52:49 pm »
Cut out the fiber in your diet? Too many prunes?

Give extra prunes to Annie, sounds like she needs them :P

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Re: How are you pooping today?
« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2008, 08:38:08 pm »
I had a good one the other day.

That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: How are you pooping today?
« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2008, 11:29:52 pm »
I can't remember pooping at all today.
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

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Re: How are you pooping today?
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2008, 11:55:08 pm »
Are you supposed to poop daily?

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Re: How are you pooping today?
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2008, 11:55:10 pm »
I keep pooping eggs, i may be a chicken man.

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Re: How are you pooping today?
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2008, 12:20:16 am »
I keep pooping eggs, i may be a chicken man.
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Re: How are you pooping today?
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2008, 12:33:44 am »
I haven't pooped for like three days.

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Re: How are you pooping today?
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2008, 03:33:13 am »
I got megapoop today. And yesterday. Like a brown train they come and go. I hope they say helloes to fishies if they meet them someday.

Hmmm... It would make much more sense to vaporize the poop. When it would burn the heat could be collected and turned into electricity or used as heat itself. And rest of it could be recycled to be used as fertilizer. Kinda like compost but with burner.
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Re: How are you pooping today?
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2008, 06:58:51 am »
I got megapoop today. And yesterday. Like a brown train they come and go. I hope they say helloes to fishies if they meet them someday.

Hmmm... It would make much more sense to vaporize the poop. When it would burn the heat could be collected and turned into electricity or used as heat itself. And rest of it could be recycled to be used as fertilizer. Kinda like compost but with burner.
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Re: How are you pooping today?
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Re: How are you pooping today?
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2008, 11:57:30 am »
Are you supposed to poop daily?
I think you're meant to. That means Leissi is in trouble and should stock up on laxatives and prune juice.
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