Fucking necro!
So Ron Jeremy has released a rum, which is actually really good. I wrote a review on Google+ which I'll share here as well:
Review of Ron de Jeremy, the Original Adult Rum
The label keeps its promises; this is a very smooth rum with a long aftertaste that completely fills the mouth with pleasant sensations.
It has a powerful toffee taste with a hint of fruitiness.
Despite its smooth character, this rum is, just as the label promises, nothing for children; behind the smooth facade is a distinct sharpness which reminisces of the tighter moments in life.
For the price of 435 SEK (approximately €43), this rum is not something you'd want to mix with coke, but rather an upstanding citizen in your collection that is more than capable to satisfy you when you want something other than whisky deep down your throat.