Choose your own adventure thread - Take 2

[Laser Turret]

5) Threaten to lock thread and question Lysix why he didnt bother just starting an entirely new adventure thread in General.

* Saikoakakori-kami does so...

[Jack Lupino]

4) Attempt to tame it and ride it into the horizon.

You fail and it tries to eat your foot.

1) Grab a log and trash its skull
2) Sing "Toora Loora Loora"
3) Go to sleep
4) Wake up

[Smeagol]

1)

You try to trash its skull, but it turns around and eats you.

YOU DIE

END

[Jack Lupino]

Fiindil dies

1) piss on his corpse
2) call a nercophiliac
3) sleep
4) wake up

[Bates]

3) sleep

And so the unholy resurrected thread sleeped another x days.