1, 3 AND 4
As you plod through the dark, smelly sewers, you suddenly find a seedy, smoke-filled bar just around the corner. You step out of the brown stuff onto a marble floor. and as you walk towards the bar you noticed to suit-clad servents washing the floor after you. You sit on a stool and call to the barman for 30 vodka and whisky shots - just for starters.
As you sit, drinking your shots one-by-one and wondering 'why the events in your life seem to be controlled by some unkown force, not unlike the whims of insane forum regulars' you are suddenly sprayed by a showerhead just over your head that you had'nt noticed before.
Your cop uniform is now soaking wet - but at least your clean.
Without an answer to your question what do you decide to do.
1. Go off searching for that squad of cheerleaders. (Even if they can't give you answers you may have a good time
2. Decide to go to www.homestarrunner.com
since you have no idea what is going on
3. Pre-order Deus Ex Machinae and wait a month (under the shower) until it is delivered.
4. Wonder why a bar is located in the middle of a fully-operational sewer-system.