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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1455 on: July 17, 2008, 09:53:33 pm »
- Woke up at quarter to 7 this morning with really bad constipation/diarrhea. Was stuck in bathroom for an hour. No idea what caused it.

- Cleaning the house while feeling like my insides have been wrecked is no fun.

++ I get to see my girlfriend tomorrow, so she'll take care of me.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1456 on: July 17, 2008, 10:46:40 pm »
- girlfriend is actually two years younger than she said.
- dont like liars.
+ but i love her. :/

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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1457 on: July 17, 2008, 11:01:19 pm »
- girlfriend is actually two years younger than she said.
- dont like liars.
+ but i love her. :/

Why did she lie?
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1458 on: July 18, 2008, 12:37:05 am »
- girlfriend is actually two years younger than she said.
- dont like liars.
+ but i love her. :/

Why did she lie?

Yeah, and I thought she was your best friend or something? Sucks.

-Ugh!
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1459 on: July 18, 2008, 12:52:14 am »
- girlfriend is actually two years younger than she said.
- dont like liars.
+ but i love her. :/

She legal? Fat? Crazy?

IF Q1 == no
GOTO DUMP
IF Q2 == yes
GOTO DUMP
IF Q3 == yes
GOTO Fuck the shit out of her and enjoy it while you can.
ELSE Go with the flow.
« Last Edit: July 18, 2008, 02:14:00 am by Rehevkor »
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1460 on: July 18, 2008, 01:38:36 am »
- girlfriend is actually two years younger than she said.
- dont like liars.
+ but i love her. :/

Why did she lie?

Yeah, and I thought she was your best friend or something? Sucks.

-Ugh!
+Yay, Valleyfair on Sunday or next Sunday!

Oh and, MDX, No. >:


What did i do? :(

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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1461 on: July 18, 2008, 06:13:28 am »
- girlfriend is actually two years younger than she said.
- dont like liars.
+ but i love her. :/

She legal? Fat? Crazy?

IF Q1 == no
GOTO DUMP
IF Q2 == yes
GOTO DUMP
IF Q3 == yes
GOTO Fuck the shit out of her and enjoy it while you can.
ELSE Go with the flow.

Oi! Nothing wrong with fat chicks ;)
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1462 on: July 18, 2008, 10:13:49 am »
Oi! Nothing wrong with fat chicks ;)
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1463 on: July 18, 2008, 02:51:07 pm »
- girlfriend is actually two years younger than she said.
- dont like liars.
+ but i love her. :/

She legal? Fat? Crazy?

IF Q1 == no
GOTO DUMP
IF Q2 == yes
GOTO DUMP
IF Q3 == yes
GOTO Fuck the shit out of her and enjoy it while you can.
ELSE Go with the flow.

Oi! Nothing wrong with fat chicks ;)


Very true.

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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1464 on: July 18, 2008, 03:10:27 pm »
That's a whole lotta woman.

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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1465 on: July 18, 2008, 03:13:08 pm »
But I only have tiiiiny hands.
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1466 on: July 18, 2008, 03:56:33 pm »
Move them faster
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1467 on: July 18, 2008, 04:08:24 pm »
Moving foward moving faster

AAAAAAAAAAND back on topic.

- my bro brought these 2 girls back home, one of wich is his girlfriend and one that wants to sleep with me, she knocked on my door at night and i didn't open
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- pissed off at my bro for being such a irrisponsible cunt
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1468 on: July 18, 2008, 04:10:52 pm »
"I would stab you to death, but I can't afford to take the two weeks off work!"
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #1469 on: July 18, 2008, 04:17:14 pm »
+ Just recieved my new iAudio 7.
- Have to go to work, so I don't have time ti try it out yet.
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