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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #960 on: June 03, 2008, 10:43:45 pm »
That's so sweet.

Sweet, but also a bit stupid. I think Grave put it quite nicely. The Passing of the Poop (I love that phrase, thanks Grave) is too nice a thing to pass up on like that.
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #961 on: June 04, 2008, 01:20:55 am »
-I have to pooooooop.
Still the same poop as yesterday or brand new one?
Same one!
Soak linseeds in water for twenty minutes or so and drink it. Also try to drink enough regular water (over two litres) per day. There are few relieves in world that are as blissful as the passing of the poop.
don't have it.

remake it. you know you want to.

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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #962 on: June 04, 2008, 01:23:45 am »
That's so sweet.

Sweet, but also a bit stupid. I think Grave put it quite nicely. The Passing of the Poop (I love that phrase, thanks Grave) is too nice a thing to pass up on like that.

 I feel I should have included a smiley of something like this in my previous post:

 :-\

 Why would you hold something like that innnnn? Everyone poops!

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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #963 on: June 04, 2008, 02:25:26 am »
Every possibility is better than pooping on public toilet in Prague metro because hotels toilet's did not work THAT morning. It was horrible, not only because the toilet door was lacking a lock and it was untidy but because I did not know about the local custom to fetch paper from the toilet-master's (or who the is they are) booth on the main entrance. And I had to do that tree times (fetch the paper I mean). Damn, it was not cool.

Well... On the second thought there is another place that is even worse.

Pooping on working place's toilet where patients are laughing their asses off on the other side of the door because only door in the wards that is not sound-proof is the personnel only toilet - and it's located just next to recreational spaces. Oh yeah and of course that cute work mate is waiting her turn to get in toilet on the other side (among those laughing patients).

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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #964 on: June 04, 2008, 04:46:20 am »
The fact you won't poop is just silly, go shit yourself or suffer pain of death.



Furthermore, suffer humiliation of us wondering why its day 3 in the big pooper house and you have yet to release it. Come on, you REALLY think his mum (mom) cares? Shes a woman, she had a child, she's seen poop.

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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #965 on: June 04, 2008, 07:26:30 am »
-I have to pooooooop.
Still the same poop as yesterday or brand new one?
Same one!
Soak linseeds in water for twenty minutes or so and drink it. Also try to drink enough regular water (over two litres) per day. There are few relieves in world that are as blissful as the passing of the poop.

I'm not constipated, I don't like pooping in his house when his mother is home.
OMG I thought I was the ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD that hated pooping when other people are home, like inlaws. :D
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #966 on: June 04, 2008, 11:29:44 am »
-I have to pooooooop.
Still the same poop as yesterday or brand new one?
Same one!
Soak linseeds in water for twenty minutes or so and drink it. Also try to drink enough regular water (over two litres) per day. There are few relieves in world that are as blissful as the passing of the poop.
I'm not constipated, I don't like pooping in his house when his mother is home.
OMG I thought I was the ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD that hated pooping when other people are home, like inlaws. :D

Must be a girl-thing then.
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #967 on: June 04, 2008, 12:38:50 pm »
The fact you won't poop is just silly, go shit yourself or suffer pain of death.



Furthermore, suffer humiliation of us wondering why its day 3 in the big pooper house and you have yet to release it. Come on, you REALLY think his mum (mom) cares? Shes a woman, she had a child, she's seen poop.

I like how you say she has seen pop but you didn't mention that she poops herself.

It's not a girl thing, I know guys that are like that too. She's like, insanely preppy and girly and it's awkward to know that she's knows I'm taking a shat upon her like perfectly white porcelain shitseat.
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #968 on: June 04, 2008, 12:48:10 pm »
Guys, as much as i love reading up on the topic of people going to the bathroom, this isn't actually the "how are you pooping today?" thread. [:

it's awkward to know that she's knows I'm taking a shat upon her like perfectly white porcelain shitseat.

you shit on the toilet seat? i think that's the problem..:P

okok ontopic!
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #969 on: June 04, 2008, 01:02:17 pm »
LOL

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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #970 on: June 05, 2008, 03:24:40 am »
+ Been fishing today for 6,5 hours...
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+ ...and with friend (5,5 hours)...
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #971 on: June 05, 2008, 09:27:53 am »
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #972 on: June 05, 2008, 11:30:54 am »
- Missed the pooping in public places conversation.

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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #973 on: June 05, 2008, 02:37:46 pm »
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Re: How are you feeling today?
« Reply #974 on: June 05, 2008, 04:40:59 pm »
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