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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #105 on: January 20, 2008, 11:15:02 am »
Granted, but since it's easier it renders the game completely unfulfilling and leaves you so depressed that you eventually question everything you do in life and wind up leading a life as a monk in a Buddhist temple. Whether or not this winds up being a good thing we do not know, because you disappear from the internet completely.

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Granted, but only as a sex slave. For 50 men.

I wish that I don't have to become a monk.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #106 on: January 20, 2008, 01:16:36 pm »
Granted, you become a nun.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #107 on: January 20, 2008, 01:36:24 pm »
Granted, but it's explosive pie, so you're constantly in fear for your life due to exploding pies appearing around every corner. You go insane and end up mumbling "pie" in an asylum for the rest of your days. Game over.



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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #108 on: January 20, 2008, 02:17:24 pm »
Granted, but now your toe nails grow with such a speed that you have to cut them every day to avoid them cutting your shoes to shreds.

I wish I wasn't so cold right now.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #109 on: January 20, 2008, 02:25:48 pm »
I wish I wasn't so cold right now.
Granted but you end up being in flames, burning your house in process.

I wish that I could watch a movie.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #110 on: January 20, 2008, 03:28:27 pm »
Granted, but it's a movie with 50 old and hairy man performing fellatio on eachother followed by a session of them cutting off their own testicles with rusty garden scissors.

I wish I didn't have such a sick imagination.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #111 on: January 20, 2008, 06:06:05 pm »
Granted, but you can only think of butterflies and bulldozers from now on.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #112 on: January 20, 2008, 06:44:11 pm »
I wish Rad had made a wish

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #113 on: January 20, 2008, 07:08:34 pm »
Can't really grant that..
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #114 on: January 20, 2008, 07:51:50 pm »
I wish i had my driving licence

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #115 on: January 20, 2008, 08:13:41 pm »
I wish i had my driving licence
Granted, but it's a license to legally drive a butterfly. A pink, fluffy butterfly.

And it bites.


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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #116 on: January 20, 2008, 08:27:18 pm »
I wish I hadn't screwed up some important plans today :/

Granted, but to make this happen, you needed to travel back in time, and thanks to you and your "what if i fixed something else while im here" attitude, you live in a box now.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #117 on: January 20, 2008, 08:30:38 pm »
edit: Grr, too slow  >:(

Granted, but the strings are made from razorwire and impossible to remove.

I wish the norwegian government wouldn't tax us out of our collective asses for every thing we consumed or did that could remotely be considered as unhealthy.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #118 on: January 20, 2008, 08:52:12 pm »
edit: Grr, too slow  >:(

Granted, but the strings are made from razorwire and impossible to remove.

I wish the norwegian government wouldn't tax us out of our collective asses for every thing we consumed or did that could remotely be considered as unhealthy.
Granted, but you will be taxed of everything else you do, like breathing, using your perceptive instincts, sleeping and suchlike. Congratulations on your wish.

I wish my oranges were sweet rather than sour.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #119 on: January 20, 2008, 08:54:26 pm »
Granted, but now clementines are sour and unpleasant instead.

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