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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #60 on: January 14, 2008, 12:07:26 am »
Granted, but without sadness, happyness lost its meaning and emotions are now all trashed up.

I wish we had a Fuck You smiley on these forums

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #61 on: January 14, 2008, 12:17:57 am »
granted, but they also obey you when you, exasperated, mutter "fuck!" under your breath, or, when you're frustrated, tell someone to "eat me!" The world is soon destroyed.

i wish every person in all worlds now and always were inescapably happy forever.
Granted, but the meaning of the word "happy" is changed to "being continually violated by a 5 meter long pole with lots of spikes"

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish I get someone to play Tabula Rasa with me
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #62 on: January 14, 2008, 02:32:44 am »
Oi. I know its late but you can't just go skipping questions.  ;D

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #63 on: January 14, 2008, 03:15:40 pm »
I wish we had a Fuck You smiley on these forums

Granted, but now everybody spams them and its not fun anymore.

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish I get someone to play Tabula Rasa with me

Granted, granted, granted and granted, but now some other game has less players, and the other players feel sad and start to steal your players.

We corrupt 2 wishes now... this is getting hard.

I wish i had that girlfriend that apparently left me because of my sleepdancing (according to megadökyo i dance in sleep... that's so cool ^^)

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #64 on: January 14, 2008, 04:27:41 pm »
I wish i had that girlfriend that apparently left me because of my sleepdancing (according to megadökyo i dance in sleep... that's so cool ^^)

Granted... But she'll just leave you again.

I wish that my goddamn Gamecube controllers, memory card and Redeemer would arrive soon! (STUPID GINZA! >_<)
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #65 on: January 14, 2008, 04:40:48 pm »
Granted, but they are neatly pressed into a 2*2*2cm compact cube.

I wish I had a hamburger.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #66 on: January 14, 2008, 05:26:57 pm »
Granted, but this man wants it back, and he's already on his way for you.



I wish I could just pause time and pig out for the next 6 months.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #67 on: January 14, 2008, 06:05:54 pm »
I wish I could just pause time and pig out for the next 6 months.
Granted, but you'll have so much fun and freedom you can never blend back into society properly again.

I wish i had a beer.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #68 on: January 14, 2008, 06:07:40 pm »
granted, but the beer contains anthrax. oh no! :P

i wish it rained every day for the next fortnight.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #69 on: January 14, 2008, 06:20:02 pm »
Granted. It does. In fact, the next forthnight is filled with stormy weather. While having a shower a section of your roof collapses, trapping you in a bathtub being slowly filled with ice-cold rainwater. You drown.

I wish I'll be able to lose another 8 kg's before summer.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #70 on: January 14, 2008, 06:24:10 pm »
Granted. It does. In fact, the next forthnight is filled with stormy weather. While having a shower a section of your roof collapses, trapping you in a bathtub being slowly filled with ice-cold rainwater. You drown.
OT: dude, that would suck so much

I wish I'll be able to lose another 8 kg's before summer.
Didn't i already answer this?
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #71 on: January 14, 2008, 06:28:44 pm »
Granted but your amnesia makes you forget to make a wish.

I wish that my fish would make proper dish without wash with little cash.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #72 on: January 14, 2008, 06:36:52 pm »
Granted, but the fish turns out to be a piranha who eats your legs before you can stop it.

I wish we could find the dude who leaked Overworld and punish him/her horribly (all the while listening to the awesome music, of course ;D)
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #73 on: January 14, 2008, 06:39:01 pm »
granted, but would iggmans parents really be pleased with their son and his loss of limbs?

i wish that i had chocolate.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #74 on: January 14, 2008, 06:59:44 pm »
granted, but would iggmans parents really be pleased with their son and his loss of limbs?

i wish that i had chocolate.


i thought the point of the game was to CORRUPT my wish, not improve it? ;) and anyways, can you really see iggman as having access to the album before release?

anyway, back to the game:

Your wish is granted, but when you're eating it you find half of a dead beetle stuck in the middle of it.

I wish I didn't have to to the dishes right now.
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