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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #45 on: January 13, 2008, 04:59:57 am »
Granted, but you discover that sodomy isn't your bag.

I wish Jameson Whiskey wasn't so crap. SERIOUSLY. What is with that shit?

Granted, but the Balvenie Portwood 21 year old will still own it any day of the week, making you addicted to it.

I wish I had a bottle of said Balvenie right now.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #46 on: January 13, 2008, 05:16:44 am »
I wish I had a bottle of said Balvenie right now.
Granted, but when opening the bottle you realize that the bottle is filled with radioactive spiders and scorpions, you are also trapped into a white, round room without anything else to eat or drink. The creatures refuse to exit the bottle.

I wish that the world wasnt round.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #47 on: January 13, 2008, 05:40:10 am »
I wish I had a bottle of said Balvenie right now.
Granted, but when opening the bottle you realize that the bottle is filled with radioactive spiders and scorpions, you are also trapped into a white, round room without anything else to eat or drink. The creatures refuse to exit the bottle.

I wish that the world wasnt round.

Granted. It's flat, gravity only works on one side of it, and you live on the other side, thereby falling down forever into space.

I wish I may, I wish I might have this wish I wish tonight... I want that star, I want it now, I want it all and I don't care how.

(the person to answer this will have to continue that quote, or I shall be extremely miffed)
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #48 on: January 13, 2008, 05:57:11 am »
I wish I had a bottle of said Balvenie right now.
Granted, but when opening the bottle you realize that the bottle is filled with radioactive spiders and scorpions, you are also trapped into a white, round room without anything else to eat or drink. The creatures refuse to exit the bottle.

I wish that the world wasnt round.

Granted. It's flat, gravity only works on one side of it, and you live on the other side, thereby falling down forever into space.

I wish I may, I wish I might have this wish I wish tonight... I want that star, I want it now, I want it all and I don't care how.

(the person to answer this will have to continue that quote, or I shall be extremely miffed)
Granted but that star is Freddie Mercury risen from the grave. You wanted it now, you wanted it all and you got it all behind.

I wish that I would not have to go to work.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #49 on: January 13, 2008, 06:07:06 am »
I wish I had a bottle of said Balvenie right now.
Granted, but when opening the bottle you realize that the bottle is filled with radioactive spiders and scorpions, you are also trapped into a white, round room without anything else to eat or drink. The creatures refuse to exit the bottle.

I wish that the world wasnt round.

Granted. It's flat, gravity only works on one side of it, and you live on the other side, thereby falling down forever into space.

I wish I may, I wish I might have this wish I wish tonight... I want that star, I want it now, I want it all and I don't care how.

(the person to answer this will have to continue that quote, or I shall be extremely miffed)
Granted but that star is Freddie Mercury risen from the grave. You wanted it now, you wanted it all and you got it all behind.

I wish that I would not have to go to work.

Granted, but that nutball government over in Finland have suddenly decided that all nurses speaking negatively of it are traitors and will be sent to work camps in Siberia at the earliest opportunity.

I wish my student loan will arrive soon.

(oh, and I am rather miffed, Gravehill... you didn't continue the quote I wrote >:( it goes:
"care for what you wish, care for what you say, care for what you wish, you may regret it, care for what you wish, you just might get it"; Metallica - King Nothing)
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #50 on: January 13, 2008, 05:05:52 pm »

I wish my student loan will arrive soon.

Granted, but after it arrives, you have to pay huge taxes for it. In the end you are left with nothing.

I wish my bmw would be volvo instead. (by my experience, bmw is utter shit, heed my word comrades)

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #51 on: January 13, 2008, 05:27:19 pm »

I wish my student loan will arrive soon.

Granted, but after it arrives, you have to pay huge taxes for it. In the end you are left with nothing.

I wish my bmw would be volvo instead. (by my experience, bmw is utter shit, heed my word comrades)

granted, but it's a WEREVOLVO who bites you and turns you into one too.


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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #52 on: January 13, 2008, 09:19:41 pm »
I wish I had a digital SLR to take awesome pictures with.
Granted but all you can photograph with it is analogue STD close ups.

I wish I had not open the box.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #53 on: January 13, 2008, 09:32:20 pm »
I wish I had not open the box.

Granted, but the cat's dead anyway.

I wish this coffee wasn't cold.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #54 on: January 13, 2008, 09:33:46 pm »
Granted, but it is so hot that your brain will melt when you drink it.

I wish I had a pie.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #55 on: January 13, 2008, 09:36:59 pm »
Granted, but it is so hot that your brain will melt when you drink it.

I wish I had a pie.

Granted, but Weebl and Bob steal it and send Hairy Lee and Wee Bull after you to make sure you don't steal it back

I wish I had a cake
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #56 on: January 13, 2008, 09:38:47 pm »
Granted, but it is a lie.

I wish I had a blimp.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #57 on: January 13, 2008, 09:42:10 pm »
Granted, but your speakers explode due to the FUCKING LOUD MUSIC

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #58 on: January 13, 2008, 09:44:50 pm »
Granted, but your speakers explode due to the FUCKING LOUD MUSIC

I wish i could make parties with a flick of my wang

granted, but it falls off shortly afterwards.

I wish I was a Dance Commander so everyone would obey me when I'm givin' out the order for fun.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #59 on: January 13, 2008, 10:14:31 pm »
granted, but they also obey you when you, exasperated, mutter "fuck!" under your breath, or, when you're frustrated, tell someone to "eat me!" The world is soon destroyed.

i wish every person in all worlds now and always were inescapably happy forever.


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