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MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« on: January 08, 2008, 06:15:46 pm »
Ok, it's simple, but i think it'll be quite funny if you put your funny head into it. If it gets offensive i'll just delete your post, moderator style. You know the drill folks! You're a clean bunch anyway so i don't need to worry :)


EXAMPLE:
Wisher: I wish i was a little taller

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Wish Corruptor: Granted, but we cut your arms off to make it happen.

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Wisher: I wish people gave me presents more often

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WIsh Corruptor: Granted, but all the presents contain used nappies, from your dog.



EXAMPLE OVER




If you don't get it, god bless you. And good luck in life, anyways.. ill get the ball rolling.



I wish i wasn't so tired.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2008, 06:42:34 pm »
I wish i wasn't so tired.

Granted. Your blood have been turned into pure caffeine.

I wish I could get this bloody PHP under Apache server to work.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2008, 07:18:39 pm »
I wish i wasn't so tired.

Granted. Your blood have been turned into pure caffeine.

I wish I could get this bloody PHP under Apache server to work.
Granted, but everyone will think that you are a huge geek and your social life will plummet into a sad addiction of cathuffing.

I wish that magically I could receive all the nice gaming consoles out there. NAUW.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2008, 07:35:58 pm »
I wish i wasn't so tired.

Granted. Your blood have been turned into pure caffeine.

I wish I could get this bloody PHP under Apache server to work.
Granted, but everyone will think that you are a huge geek and your social life will plummet into a sad addiction of cathuffing.

I wish that magically I could receive all the nice gaming consoles out there. NAUW.

Granted, but we'll take your internet and all (if more) of your computer(s).

I wish that Super Smash Bros. Brawl wouldn't take so fucking long to be released in Europe.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2008, 08:10:21 pm »
granted, but your arms will fall off when its released!
i wish i wasnt so cold. :(

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2008, 08:20:48 pm »
Granted, but only because you're falling to your volcanoey magma doom!



I wish i didn't have exams next week.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2008, 08:36:09 pm »
Granted, but only because you're falling to your volcanoey magma doom!



I wish i didn't have exams next week.

Granted, but you will have three totally random pop-quizzes the week before.

I wish that I didn't have an another project to do in school so soon


granted, but your arms will fall off when its released!


(aaaww. :()
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2008, 08:53:13 pm »
Granted. You're thrown out of school, and don't have to take any school projects ever again.

I wish people cared more for others, and expressed their love for their loved ones more often.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2008, 09:01:13 pm »
Granted, but they will also express their hate for their hated ones more often, so everybody ends up killing eachother with rusty forks.

I wish I had a sandwich.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2008, 09:04:09 pm »
Granted, but the sandwich contains fragmented glass, working its way into your bloodstream and killing you slowly and painfully
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2008, 09:13:57 pm »
Granted, but the invisible wish turns visible so everybody laughs at its sillyness.

I wish some days had 36 hours instead of 24.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2008, 09:25:32 pm »
(oh snap, did I forget to provide a wish? My bad :P)

Granted, but such a benefit involves drastic changes in the Earth's orbit around the sun, fundamentally disrupting the climate and bringing us dangerously closer to other planets and asteroids.

I wish I had a car.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2008, 09:59:52 pm »
(this one should be obvious)

Granted, but it is a WereVolvo that will devour your intestines at full moon.

I wish I had a candy bar.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2008, 10:02:45 pm »
Granted, but eating it triggers severe diabetes.

I wish the fuckheads over in Iran would stop utilizing ever-more-brutal and primitive ways of killing their people.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2008, 10:06:11 pm »
Granted, but then the fuckheads over in Tajikistan will start utilizing ever-more-brutal and primitive ways of killing their people.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.