MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish

[MDX]

Granted, but only in opposite world. This is the real world. You die now.



I wish that i was fit.

[ozziz]

Granted, but now you're labeled different for being too fit compared to us normal people. Suicide ensues.

I wish i was faster with my actions, for i was about to corrupt Asor's wish with most awesome way ever. (That was why i made this forum account, for that one post only)

[MDX]

Granted, but now you're labeled different for being too fit compared to us normal people. Suicide ensues.

I wish i was faster with my actions, for i was about to corrupt Asor's wish with most awesome way ever. (That was why i made this forum account, for that one post only)

Granted, but it turns out, its not so awesome, you cry, I win, suicide ensues.


I wish you would tell me who you are (welcome, don't leave!)

[ozziz]

Granted, but now you're labeled different for being too fit compared to us normal people. Suicide ensues.

I wish i was faster with my actions, for i was about to corrupt Asor's wish with most awesome way ever. (That was why i made this forum account, for that one post only)

Granted, but it turns out, its not so awesome, you cry, I win, suicide ensues.


I wish you would tell me who you are (welcome, don't leave!)

Granted, thou suicide ensues if you get to know me too well. I'm just so cool.
EDIT: Better check the introduction section ;P

I wish that this time my forum experience would be better than any of the previous.

[MDX]

(OT:Granted. Stay a while, stay forever! The bad men have left us now)

I will leave this wish to be granted and corrupted by somebody else, nite nite.

[Torp v2.0]

Granted. In fact, it get so good you get addicted and start reading all the old threads. Every post in the forum. And you end up without any life outside it and the IRC channel.

I wish for a cool new shirt. And for a washboard stomach.

[Jack Lupino]

Granted!


But you now have 5 exes who take all your money and possesions

I wish machinae would tour with CoB

[Torp v2.0]

No problem. I don't have that many possessions anyway. I don't see how that's an effect of my wish, though.

Granted. The guys decide to tour together, but the two bands clash. They end up in a fistfight resulting in Alexi and Roope getting their hands so hurt they can never again play the guitar. Machinae gets off without any charges, claiming it was all in self defense.

[MDX]

No problem. I don't have that many possessions anyway. I don't see how that's an effect of my wish, though.

Granted. The guys decide to tour together, but the two bands clash. They end up in a fistfight resulting in Alexi and Roope getting their hands so hurt they can never again play the guitar. Machinae gets off without any charges, claiming it was all in self defense.

You have to make a wish, sir torp. Otherwise you can't have it granted and corrupted. the game awaits your move.


EDIT: Takin too long


I wish i wasn't so fucking hungover, i feel like im gonna vomit.

[Torp v2.0]

Granted. You vomit, and your hangover disappears. However, you get vomit stuck in your nose, and it doesn't go away for several days.

I wish I had remember to ask for a wish in my last post.

[ozziz]

Granted, but its already too late now. Nothing can be done.

I wish i had corrected my sleeping rythms for this weekend.

[MDX]

Granted, they have been correct to a time signature of 7/4. Your body is rhythmically unstable, you dance to the irregular time signature in your sleep and any girlfriend you get leaves you because of this. Bummer.



I wish more people would take part in this genius game.

[Smeagol]

Granted, I'm now here.

I wish that I had more beer to hand right now.

[Lysix]

granted, but then they'll be so much beer you'll become the REAL jack osbourne.
i wish fiindil was in my bed right now.

[Smeagol]

Granted, but you discover that sodomy isn't your bag.

I wish Jameson Whiskey wasn't so crap. SERIOUSLY. What is with that shit?