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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #150 on: January 22, 2008, 12:23:25 am »
Granted - you find out that it's because of government and ufo conspiracy to gain control over people with televisions when they're on. No your tuner is working and you belong to them.

I wish that there were more hours in day.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #151 on: January 22, 2008, 12:31:41 am »
Granted - you find out that it's because of government and ufo conspiracy to gain control over people with televisions when they're on. No your tuner is working and you belong to them.

I wish that there were more hours in day.

Granted, but this requires that the earth changes orbit, so that it becomes uninhabitable.

I wish that there was more snow outside.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #152 on: January 22, 2008, 12:34:46 am »
Granted, but this too requires drastic changes in climate, so there's an ice age in your part of the world right now.

I wish that my lectures didn't start so early in the morning :P
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #153 on: January 22, 2008, 12:48:08 am »
Granted but they last so long that when they're done it's already next morning and new lectures starts right after them... same goes on and on and on and on...

I wish that I would learn to understand principles of porcelain painting.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #154 on: January 22, 2008, 01:01:07 am »
Granted but they last so long that when they're done it's already next morning and new lectures starts right after them... same goes on and on and on and on...

I wish that I would learn to understand principles of porcelain painting.

Granted, but you're kidnapped by a weird brotherhood who force you to paint their toilets... while they are using them

I wish I had more lemonade.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #155 on: January 22, 2008, 06:40:09 pm »
granted, but all the containers in the world now have holes in them, so you can't enjoy it in moderation, MUHAHAAHA ANTI-MODERATION!


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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #156 on: January 22, 2008, 06:54:01 pm »
Granted, but instead, he drinks all your boose.

I wish there was a number 12 on the amp.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #157 on: January 22, 2008, 07:21:37 pm »
Granted, but instead, he drinks all your boose.

I wish there was a number 12 on the amp.

Granted, but it's too loud, so your hearing will be severely lowered, leaving you unable to fully enjoy Machinae Supremacy. :(

I wish that I had food. >_>
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #158 on: January 22, 2008, 07:26:20 pm »
Granted, but instead, he drinks all your boose.

I wish there was a number 12 on the amp.

Granted, but it's too loud, so your hearing will be severely lowered, leaving you unable to fully enjoy Machinae Supremacy. :(

I wish that I had food. >_>

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Granted, but it's LOVE BUTTER COOKIEEES.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #159 on: January 22, 2008, 07:36:34 pm »
You fail at both corrupting wishes and making them ;) love butter cookies is made of win and awesome. and love.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #160 on: January 22, 2008, 08:38:04 pm »
Granted, but this means that you can never invest in the stock market, even after receiving an extremely lucrative tip from Torp

I wish fluffy animals were so fluffy that they could bestow a war between nature and mothers.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #161 on: January 22, 2008, 10:51:35 pm »
Granted, but they make peace and you are covered in fluffyness.



I wish comeback kid was in the line up for groezrock 2008.

They are at graspop though..

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #162 on: January 23, 2008, 09:02:38 pm »
Granted, but they make peace and you are covered in fluffyness.



I wish comeback kid was in the line up for groezrock 2008.

They are at graspop though..


Granted, but you'll miss both.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #163 on: January 23, 2008, 11:47:54 pm »
Granted, but no girl dares to take interest in you, cause you seem too good to be true.

I wish slipknot and disturbed released their new albums tomorow.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #164 on: January 24, 2008, 12:03:16 am »
Granted, but no girl dares to take interest in you, cause you seem too good to be true.

I wish slipknot and disturbed released their new albums tomorow.
Granted, but they will be filled with subliminal messages telling you to reveal your private parts in public areas.

I wish....

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