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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2008, 10:28:27 pm »
Granted, but by the time you know what to wish for, someone else has already stolen your wish.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2008, 10:43:57 pm »
Granted, but Joss Whedon no longer has any say about the series and the new lead writer has a fixation on chromed spaceships, warp-drives, and twinkler guns.

I wish I could get some sleep.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2008, 11:25:39 pm »
Granted, but you will sleep for so long that when you wake up, there is no such thing as a "Universe".

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2008, 11:56:19 pm »
Granted, but your furniture now craves for manflesh.

I wish i was invincible

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2008, 11:57:21 pm »
Granted, but everybody else died, so now you're all alone.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #20 on: January 08, 2008, 11:58:40 pm »
granted, but then you'd have no spoon to eat it with ]:
i wish i didnt have to do college work!

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2008, 12:02:58 am »
Granted, but the college send gay manwhores to your house to "do it" for you. And then they fuck you.



I wish i could fly.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2008, 12:04:57 am »
granted, but then you'll fly to close to the sun and burn in an inferno of meganess.
i wish the weeks didnt go so quickly.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2008, 12:06:13 am »
Granted, but they now come even quicker, and stay, forever. piling up in your wardrobe in a collective, week-like mesh.

..Then they kill you.



I wish i had more wishes.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2008, 01:06:48 am »
granted, but then you'll become a subservient genie and grant everyone THEIR wishes!
i wish gordon was my sexy slave.

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2008, 04:09:16 am »
Granted.


.. what is that not corrupt enough?


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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2008, 10:40:16 pm »
Granted, but he will influence the world so you will all have to worship muppets.

I wish i had a familiar

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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2008, 11:58:15 pm »
Granted, but he will influence the world so you will all have to worship muppets.

I wish i had a familiar


Granted, but you may never drink a sip of alcohol for the rest of the familiar's life, and the familiar will be immortal until your time of death.

I wish that I had monies. ._.
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2008, 12:58:02 am »
Granted, but he will influence the world so you will all have to worship muppets.

I wish i had a familiar


Granted, but you may never drink a sip of alcohol for the rest of the familiar's life, and the familiar will be immortal until your time of death.

I wish that I had monies. ._.

Granted, but you're now wanted by the police for the assault and violent robbing of old ladies.

I wish I could remember to write my wishes for once :P
« Last Edit: January 10, 2008, 01:01:35 am by WereVolvo »
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Re: MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2008, 01:03:16 am »
Granted, but he will influence the world so you will all have to worship muppets.

I wish i had a familiar


Granted, but you may never drink a sip of alcohol for the rest of the familiar's life, and the familiar will be immortal until your time of death.

I wish that I had monies. ._.

Granted, but you're now wanted by the police for the assault and violent robbing of old ladies.

I wish I could remember to write my wishes for once :P
Granted, but you will never make good wishes and all the ones you make will just end up being corrupted in a horrible horrible way that includes kittens, space rockets and marshmallows.

I wish that this wish is a wish that cant be corrupted in any way, thus making it invulnerable to all the corruptin' going on in this thread and that in the end of this long sentence I will get lots of dem monies.
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