MDX Games: Corrupt a Wish

[Bocom]

Granted, but since it's easier it renders the game completely unfulfilling and leaves you so depressed that you eventually question everything you do in life and wind up leading a life as a monk in a Buddhist temple. Whether or not this winds up being a good thing we do not know, because you disappear from the internet completely.

I wish someone would hire me already.

Granted, but only as a sex slave. For 50 men.

I wish that I don't have to become a monk.

[CrunchyLizard]

Granted, you become a nun.

I wish I had a pie for each time a thread went off-topic in these forums.

[MDX]

Granted, but it's explosive pie, so you're constantly in fear for your life due to exploding pies appearing around every corner. You go insane and end up mumbling "pie" in an asylum for the rest of your days. Game over.



I wish i never had to cut my hair, it'd just stay the same forever.

[CrunchyLizard]

Granted, but now your toe nails grow with such a speed that you have to cut them every day to avoid them cutting your shoes to shreds.

I wish I wasn't so cold right now.

[Gravehill]

I wish I wasn't so cold right now.

Granted but you end up being in flames, burning your house in process.

I wish that I could watch a movie.

[CrunchyLizard]

Granted, but it's a movie with 50 old and hairy man performing fellatio on eachother followed by a session of them cutting off their own testicles with rusty garden scissors.

I wish I didn't have such a sick imagination.

[Jack Lupino]

Granted, but you can only think of butterflies and bulldozers from now on.

[Outboundlight]

I wish Rad had made a wish

[Kråhffäh]

Can't really grant that..

[Jack Lupino]

I wish i had my driving licence

[Leissi]

I wish i had my driving licence

Granted, but it's a license to legally drive a butterfly. A pink, fluffy butterfly.

And it bites.


I wish I hadn't screwed up some important plans today :/

[Niccho]

I wish I hadn't screwed up some important plans today :/

Granted, but to make this happen, you needed to travel back in time, and thanks to you and your "what if i fixed something else while im here" attitude, you live in a box now.

I wish i had an 8-string guitar

[WereVolvo]

edit: Grr, too slow 

Granted, but the strings are made from razorwire and impossible to remove.

I wish the norwegian government wouldn't tax us out of our collective asses for every thing we consumed or did that could remotely be considered as unhealthy.

[Leissi]

edit: Grr, too slow 

Granted, but the strings are made from razorwire and impossible to remove.

I wish the norwegian government wouldn't tax us out of our collective asses for every thing we consumed or did that could remotely be considered as unhealthy.

Granted, but you will be taxed of everything else you do, like breathing, using your perceptive instincts, sleeping and suchlike. Congratulations on your wish.

I wish my oranges were sweet rather than sour.

[WereVolvo]

Granted, but now clementines are sour and unpleasant instead.

I wish I had my own Dance Commander