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ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« on: December 21, 2007, 05:30:18 pm »
Hitsulikeapunch (2 weeks ago) Show Hide Marked as spam 0     Reply | Spam
But that would be cool, like maybe 200 years from now people could still see us on myspace and stuff.

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 if the world is destroyed, the intrenet would be destroyed, so would all the servers that store the information, so the intrenet would not survive, plus the new planet probably would probably be in a different position then earth is now

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You obviously don't know what the internet is. The interent is not stored on servers, that would be impossible. Its stored in the air, sort of like radio waves. So yes, if an intelligent lifeform or in fact survivors lived on then they may be able to find the internet.

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Internet stored in the air? WTF are you talking about... it is stored on servers all over the world, try making a website and storing it in "the air"... I guess if that was true, hard disk companies would have gone bankrupt a long time ago... stored in the air, seriously... that has got to be the most retarded comment i've read in a long time... has for the radio wave.. they don't store anything, the air is only a medium to carry information, it doesn't store shit

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gah... reading stupid things numb my brain... radio waves don't need air to travel, they are the medium... air or not... storing shit in the air.. sorry, but i can't get over it... and the dumbass says "you obviously don't know what the internet is..." holy crap, it's so retarded it's scares me...

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I want air to be the medium for my poop to go in your eyes

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i always wondered. wen the world ends ... and another one is formed ... if someone rediscovers the internet... will they find all of us on myspace and stuff like that again?

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good question dude. idk though. but that would be cool

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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2007, 06:33:28 pm »
Spending any time reading Youtube comments is like smashing your face into a concrete pillar.

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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2007, 06:53:20 pm »
Spending any time reading Youtube comments is like smashing your face into a concrete pillar.

I'll choose the latter.
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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2007, 12:16:39 am »
I like Metube's comment.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2007, 12:37:19 am »
and here i thought the internet was a series of tubes....

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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2007, 06:01:13 pm »
A serious of invisible tubes in the air maybe lol

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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2007, 09:55:56 pm »
Or possibly strings. The internet is a series of megavibrating superdimensional unmeasurable strings, in a higher state.

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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2007, 10:04:17 pm »
Or possibly strings. The internet is a series of megavibrating superdimensional unmeasurable strings, in a higher state.

if they were unmeasurable then there would be no way they could be connected on either side because they would then have an end, and hence be measurable.

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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2007, 11:10:06 pm »
Therefore, String Theory =/= Internets.
Good work, forumers!

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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2007, 01:27:45 am »
Therefore, String Theory =/= Internets.
Good work, forumers!

Solving the world's problems, one day at a time.

Now that we've deduced that, it's on to the more probable theory: that the internet is carried through sewage lines!
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2007, 01:31:37 am »
The internet is carried on the backs of Spartans. Fact.

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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2007, 01:54:38 am »
Therefore, String Theory =/= Internets.
Good work, forumers!

Solving the world's problems, one day at a time.

Now that we've deduced that, it's on to the more probable theory: that the internet is carried through sewage lines!

that theory can be shot down because sewer lines are constructed and are physical matter, which would make no sense to get internet where no sewage systems exist...

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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2007, 04:17:18 am »
Therefore, String Theory =/= Internets.
Good work, forumers!

Solving the world's problems, one day at a time.

Now that we've deduced that, it's on to the more probable theory: that the internet is carried through sewage lines!

that theory can be shot down because sewer lines are constructed and are physical matter, which would make no sense to get internet where no sewage systems exist...

But maybe it's carried on human waste?
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2007, 02:41:50 pm »
The internet is carried on the backs of Spartans. Fact.

But... That would be MADNESS!
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Re: ok i have witnessed the most retarded convo ever
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2007, 08:28:43 pm »
Damnit, this feels so cliché, but I know I HAVE to do it!

Madness? THIS IS THE MASU FORUMS!!!!