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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #75 on: December 18, 2007, 09:26:57 pm »
Alrighty. Though I appreciate each of your answers, I must pick only one, and the honor goes toooooooo...

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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #76 on: December 18, 2007, 11:01:33 pm »
Do I win love butter cookies?! :D

I don't have to come up with a new scenario do I?

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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #77 on: December 18, 2007, 11:08:40 pm »
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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #78 on: December 19, 2007, 03:27:51 am »
Alright here goes! A white girl has had the same sex partner all her life (her white boyfriend) and she finds out she is pregnant. Nine months later a black baby pops out. How could this have happened?

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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #79 on: December 19, 2007, 03:58:30 am »
A couple of nights before the birth, an escapee from a nearby mental institution sedated her, performed a caesarean section, spraypainted the baby and then put it back.
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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #80 on: December 19, 2007, 05:54:55 pm »
The baby was charcoaled in the womb.

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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #81 on: December 19, 2007, 08:45:20 pm »
Um.. sometimes the dominant gene can be recessive?

Or if that's too sensible, the woman had just had her womb re-painted the the baby ignored the "wet paint" signs.
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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #82 on: December 19, 2007, 09:01:55 pm »
The mother was an extremely heavy smoker, so much so, in fact, that her blood turned black.

Or...


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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #83 on: December 19, 2007, 09:05:02 pm »
the lover was Michael Jackson


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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #84 on: December 19, 2007, 09:17:41 pm »
Kehehehe

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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #85 on: December 20, 2007, 12:39:33 am »
Alright here goes! A white girl has had the same sex partner all her life (her white boyfriend) and she finds out she is pregnant. Nine months later a black baby pops out. How could this have happened?

The black baby actually pops out of the cupboard across the room (and shouts typical stuff a black baby would (like goo goo gah gah)), the actual child she is pregnant with is still unborn.
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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #86 on: December 20, 2007, 12:52:52 am »
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE SEX TO MAKE BABIES!

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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #87 on: December 20, 2007, 12:55:23 am »
the lover was Michael Jackson

nooooo has his plan actually succeeded?

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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
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Re: The Lateral Thinking Contest
« Reply #89 on: December 20, 2007, 04:01:45 am »
The baby was actually a black midget who had escaped from jail and was hiding out in her womb with the real baby.

Or, the baby has prenatal reverse-vitiligo.

OR, the baby is really racist, and dressed itself up in blackface before being born.

That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.