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Re: Michael Schumacher gets behind the wheel - of a taxi
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2007, 01:20:17 am »
So he won a few world racing titles, that entitles him to break the law and get away with it... when we can't?

This is up there with celebrities buying bottled air and African children.
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Re: Michael Schumacher gets behind the wheel - of a taxi
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2007, 01:41:34 pm »
Are you, by any chance, criticizing Ms. Jolie's collection? We all have our hobbies, don't we?

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Re: Michael Schumacher gets behind the wheel - of a taxi
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2007, 02:38:22 pm »
Are you, by any chance, criticizing Ms. Jolie's collection? We all have our hobbies, don't we?

Yes I am! Why buy bottles of air when you can just take one open bottle, spin around once with the bottle facing the way you are spinning, close the lid and voila!

I think I'm going to go extort celebrities with empty gas containers, I shall call it "VACUUM IN A CAN"
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Re: Michael Schumacher gets behind the wheel - of a taxi
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2007, 09:28:38 pm »
"VACUUM IN A CAN"
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Re: Michael Schumacher gets behind the wheel - of a taxi
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2007, 10:07:52 am »
I had a great experience with a van taxi once. The driver not only drove through and broke a boom gate, but after becoming impatient with the traffic, started driving up the wrong side of the road.