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Offline Jack Lupino

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Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« on: December 05, 2007, 12:55:02 pm »
Listen, guys, now we know why Pamela Anderson made her transplants: to make us healthier. "Angels of mercy" like Jordan just prolong our life and Hugh Hefner knows it.

A German research published in New England Journal of Medicine and Weekly World News said that men staring at women's breasts in fact prolong their lives with years.

"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female such as Baywatch actress Pamela Lee is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist.

The team led by Weatherby was made up of researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, and found this results after monitoring for 5 years the health of 200 male subjects, half of whom were asked to look at busty females daily, while the other half had to abstain from doing so.

For five years, the boob oglers presented a lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and decreased risk of coronary artery disease.

"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at large breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half." said Weatherby, who even recommended that men aged over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized "D-cup" or larger.

She said that this was as healthy as going to the gym for 30 minutes daily and prolonged a man's life by five years.

"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years." said Weatherby.

This is indeed a very serious reason for men to enjoy without shame those midnight TV shows, download low-budget women-in-prison movies and collect such instructive and health beneficial magazines like Playboy and Hustler.


SO you want to live forever??? WATCH MOAR NAO!

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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 02:33:10 pm »
i swear down, if this is true..

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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 02:51:02 pm »
I don't know if I ever could thank you enough Rad. I will live forever! =D

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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 03:37:52 pm »
I don't know what to say about this really.

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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2007, 06:04:58 pm »
Why am I not surprised?

Oh, and Denis Leary have some other interesting theories about boobs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZxDgb2nWEA
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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 08:01:42 pm »
Woah, im immortal then.

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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2007, 08:25:32 pm »
BEWBS! The TRUE Fountain of Immortality!
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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2007, 08:28:36 pm »
Oh dear.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2007, 09:33:08 pm »
100 guys abstained from looking at busty females for five years?

No.

I have a high rest pulse rate. :(
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2007, 10:09:36 pm »
What if large breasts isn't your thing?





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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2007, 10:13:38 pm »
What if large breasts isn't your thing?





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You have to stare at them anyway. >:(
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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2007, 10:24:22 pm »
What if large breasts isn't your thing?





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Point. I prefer well-shaped female butts to breasts any day of the week. So lovely... and spankable  >:D

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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2007, 10:26:01 pm »
* Rehevkor shuffles away.
DRAMA

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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2007, 11:31:24 pm »
where is the actual story located? website etc.

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Re: Finally they dug up something worth knowing.
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2007, 12:17:13 am »
where is the actual story located? website etc.
I think the first time I saw this was few years ago. It was from some magazine, one side of it had the article and other side had women with well-shaped breast-sections if I may say :)

Since then I have been trying my best to get my daily dose of health insurance :D
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