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The government messes up again
« on: November 20, 2007, 06:09:45 pm »
15 MILLION benefit records for children have somehow gone missing, they have no idea who has them. For all they know millions of kid's identities are being stolen right now.
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Re: The government messes up again
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2007, 07:41:01 pm »
Holy fuck. How can they just lose so many records? Unbelievable.

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Re: The government messes up again
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2007, 08:57:09 pm »
...-believable.


tbh =(

Worryingly true :/

Well, they say it's not the government's fault per se but the treasury's. Not like it'll make people people trust Labour more if they blame it on another organisation.

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Re: The government messes up again
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2007, 09:13:34 pm »
M : "Hey John, guess what?"
J  : "Ummm... What?"
M : "I just noticed that I've lost some records."
J  : "Really? Nah, that happens all the time. How many? I just lost three last week."
M : "I think I lost about 15 million."
J  : "HOLY SHIT WE'RE SO DEAD!"

It would have been amusing to be fly on the wall on the minute they noticed that little mistake, really. 15 million? That's unbelievable!
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Re: The government messes up again
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2007, 09:25:32 pm »
Hehe, yeah it would.

I think I heard they were all on one disc. Has no-one at the Treasury heard of backing up?? ::)

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Re: The government messes up again
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2007, 09:37:57 pm »
Or....encryptions...
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Re: The government messes up again
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2007, 09:39:31 pm »
Hehe, yeah it would.

I think I heard they were all on one disc. Has no-one at the Treasury heard of backing up?? ::)
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Seriously? On one disc? That would be hilarious if it were not so horrible. So you mean that anyone could have slipped 15 million lives on his pocket and march out of the office? That's crazy! But on the other hand, life is.
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Re: The government messes up again
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2007, 10:37:57 pm »
Oh no, it's alright, it was on 2 discs!

They think they're still lost in the post somewhere. The media releasing all this information was kind of a bad call, now anyone who would maliciously use these records knows about it and knows where to look :(
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Re: The government messes up again
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2007, 10:46:45 pm »
Oh no, it's alright, it was on 2 discs!

They think they're still lost in the post somewhere. The media releasing all this information was kind of a bad call, now anyone who would maliciously use these records knows about it and knows where to look :(

...they sent the discs containing oodles of sensitive information in the POST?

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Re: The government messes up again
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2007, 10:56:13 pm »
Yeah, and they weren't marked or given special delivery so it would be delivered the next day at 9.00AM, it's just some where in this country.

Good one Labour! I'm soo voting for you <3
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Re: The government messes up again
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2007, 11:48:49 pm »
So 15 million of kids officially don't exist. TEH CONSPIRACY IS RISING!!!

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Re: The government messes up again
« Reply #12 on: November 21, 2007, 03:05:33 am »
It's all just warming up for the "Getting Rid of the Fucking Brats" act, which will soon be followed by a huge price drop for transplants.
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Re: The government messes up again
« Reply #13 on: November 21, 2007, 07:23:50 am »
According to Finnish news it's 25 million records. Not that extra 10 million would make that any bigger news...
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Re: The government messes up again
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2007, 07:24:49 am »
15 Million Children.

25 Million People.

7.25 Million Families.

1 Huge Fuck-Up.
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