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Offline Fallout

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Rap lyrics translated from Ebonics
« on: October 28, 2007, 05:48:18 pm »
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SHORT PREVIEW:
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Lyrics:

First things first, I poppa, freaks all the honeys
Dummies - playboy bunnies, those wantin’ money
Those the ones I like ‘cause they don’t get nathan’
But penetration, unless it smells like sanitation
Garbage, I turn like doorknobs
Heart throb, never, black and ugly as ever
However, I stay coochied down to the socks
Rings and watch filled with rocks

TRANSLATION:

As a general rule, I perform deviant sexual acts with women of all kinds, including but not limited to those with limited intellect, nude magazine models, and prostitutes. I particularly enjoy sexual encounters with the latter group as they are generally disappointed in the fact that they only receive penile intercourse and nothing more, unless of course, they douche on a consistent basis. Although I am extremely unattractive, I am able to engage in these types of sexual acts with some regularity. Perhaps my sexuality is somehow related to my fancy and expensive jewelry.
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Re: Rap lyrics translated from Ebonics
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2007, 06:17:43 pm »
it is great how you quoted the whole damn thing instead of letting us read for ourselves

good job, ace
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Re: Rap lyrics translated from Ebonics
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2007, 06:33:02 pm »
The whole concept of "a short preview" has apparently passed him by undetected.

Nice stuff though. I like.
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Re: Rap lyrics translated from Ebonics
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2007, 06:34:38 pm »
it is great how you quoted the whole damn thing instead of letting us read for ourselves

good job, ace

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Re: Rap lyrics translated from Ebonics
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2007, 10:19:45 pm »
it is great how you quoted the whole damn thing instead of letting us read for ourselves

good job, ace

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indeed!

OT though: yeah, I read that awhile ago.  Bloody brilliant.