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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #255 on: November 14, 2007, 02:42:46 pm »
or he is gay

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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #256 on: November 14, 2007, 02:43:50 pm »
im just curious why you'd sleep with a girl you didnt want to sleep with?
oh, wait. alcohol. :P

Appearantly you're just stupid without having to drink anything.
But imagine for instance you slept with a girl but didn't want to.

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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #257 on: November 14, 2007, 02:50:39 pm »
yes, maybe you're reflecting on a situation where its happened? or maybe im just asking why ANYONE would do it? guess you're stupid 24/7!

or he is gay
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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #258 on: November 14, 2007, 03:25:14 pm »
I can assure you im neither. But the remorse of sleeping with the wrong chick can be solved with beer, and not with boobies.  ;D

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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #259 on: November 14, 2007, 04:21:46 pm »
but if you get drunk again, what if the same happens?!

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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #260 on: November 14, 2007, 05:22:52 pm »
but if you get drunk again, what if the same happens?!
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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #261 on: November 15, 2007, 04:26:15 pm »
Oh, man !
A hole is a hole.
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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #262 on: November 15, 2007, 04:50:06 pm »
In other news, a swedish woman was sanctified 1000 euros, as a claim for injuring a man, whom she had bit in his penis because he wouldn't engage in oral sex. In a fastfood restaurant in Skövde the woman approached the man with the suggestion of oral sex, after being denied several times, she struck as the man was about to leave the restaurant; she pulled his pants down and sinked her teeth in the man's penis. But he got 1000 euro out of it :d

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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #263 on: November 15, 2007, 11:39:45 pm »
In other news, a swedish woman was sanctified 1000 euros, as a claim for injuring a man, whom she had bit in his penis because he wouldn't engage in oral sex. In a fastfood restaurant in Skövde the woman approached the man with the suggestion of oral sex, after being denied several times, she struck as the man was about to leave the restaurant; she pulled his pants down and sinked her teeth in the man's penis. But he got 1000 euro out of it :d
sounds liek a girl i dated once...minus me getting a shitfuckload of money out of it  :'(


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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #264 on: November 15, 2007, 11:45:09 pm »
lesson to learn.
only let old women go down on you.

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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #265 on: November 16, 2007, 12:01:33 am »
Nah. Just make sure she's not stupid.
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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #266 on: November 16, 2007, 08:46:18 am »
Or that she does not have teeth left. 80+ rules!
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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #267 on: November 16, 2007, 10:36:30 am »
No, just wear a belt next time :D

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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #268 on: November 16, 2007, 05:38:21 pm »
Or tighter jeans. Actually ripping off the jeans I'm currently wearing in a similar stunt as the girl in that case would be difficult.

Belts are good. Not only do they keep your pants on when you want them to be on, they look good. Looking good is good.
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Re: I was bored and Rad asked me...
« Reply #269 on: November 16, 2007, 06:00:17 pm »
The wierdest thing with this story is that the guy didn't have time to react. No matter how quick she was, that sort of thing takes enough time for some kind of reaction.
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