We could really have use for Test Site for New Souls. Kinda like missile practice area or something like that...
"Look! Another New Soul launched! Wonder if it hit it's mark..."
"Meh. Most of the long-time forumites miss more than hit so you really can't use that criteria."
"Yeah. But if he/she is properly introduced and flies/stays to the better side of the ban-line then maybe..."
"...he/she keeps on forum."
(laughing)
"You know...we should warn him/her about Random and General"
"True, true... Fly you beautifull bird where good seeds are, stay away bad seeds that smell like love butter."
"Hmmm... Lovebutter sandwiches today! Wanna one?"
"No thanks..."
"You know he/she ought to have massive amount of idle time to write here too."
"Yeah. Massive."
"Massive."
BOOM
"Look... You made that one to explode off this forum! You did it AGAIN."
"Uhm... Sorry! Too bad. He/she was mighty fine."
"Mighty fine."