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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #45 on: September 27, 2007, 07:49:24 pm »
Do you find that after the 3rd or 4th hotseat the whole system becomes a shambles and the idea is left for dead, until a months later when some bright spark says, "Hey, remember the Machinae hotseat? Why did that die? Let's resurrect it!" and the circle of life continues til the end of time itself?

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Who are the three most attractive women in the world?

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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #46 on: September 28, 2007, 05:04:56 am »
What flavors of candies does your bag hold?

Is the bag plastic or some other material?

Do you like skin? (no, not the band)

Why does such porn exist, wherein one person inserts a certainly unfitting object or several objects into all human orifices of another person or him/herself?

What does the scouter say about your power level?

Why, oh why?
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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #47 on: September 28, 2007, 09:20:10 am »
Is your seat really that hot?


Come over to Sweden and see for yourself.

You're disgusting. Talking about his hind quarters like that. What is wrong with you, Ryan?


Most everything is wrong with Ryan.

Do you find that after the 3rd or 4th hotseat the whole system becomes a shambles and the idea is left for dead, until a months later when some bright spark says, "Hey, remember the Machinae hotseat? Why did that die? Let's resurrect it!" and the circle of life continues til the end of time itself?


Because that is the nature of silly forum games like the Hotseat.

Also,
Who are the three most attractive women in the world?


Woo, hard one. So many to pick from. One things for sure, this babe doesn't quite reach the top:


What flavors of candies does your bag hold?


Flavorless candy that makes your teeth fall out.

Is the bag plastic or some other material?


The bag is but an approximation of an extremely complicated, advanced and abstract entity.

Do you like skin? (no, not the band)


I do. Not for eats though, but for having, seeing and making leather attire of.

Why does such porn exist, wherein one person inserts a certainly unfitting object or several objects into all human orifices of another person or him/herself?


I'd write a long essay like the one about evil candy bags, but I really have to study for my linguistics exam on tuesday. Long story short, some people get a boner from it.

What does the scouter say about your power level?


Needless to say, IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!

Why, oh why?


Because that is my power level, silly.
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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #48 on: September 28, 2007, 02:01:49 pm »
Why are the three most attractive women in the world?

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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #49 on: September 28, 2007, 02:26:14 pm »
Other than fiindil?

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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #50 on: September 28, 2007, 03:27:09 pm »
Should I convince Lysux and Rad to kill another MachSup song tonight?

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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #51 on: September 29, 2007, 08:18:22 am »
Why are the three most attractive women in the world?


Because it's nice!

Other than fiindil?


I don't quite follow you here but yeah, he looks like Jack Osbourne.

Should I convince Lysux and Rad to kill another MachSup song tonight?


Most definitely.
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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #52 on: September 29, 2007, 08:19:14 am »
Fish and fries or pins and needles?

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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #53 on: September 29, 2007, 01:06:14 pm »
Sex?
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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #54 on: September 29, 2007, 01:37:58 pm »
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I don't quite follow you here but yeah, he looks like Jack Osbourne.



Die plix?

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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #55 on: September 30, 2007, 08:48:01 am »
Fish and fries or pins and needles?


Fish and fries please, I'm hungover.

Sex?


Why yes, I'll have two, please.

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Die plix?


I am afraid I am unable to comply. I intend to live at least fifty more years.
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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #56 on: September 30, 2007, 12:14:31 pm »
Why does such porn exist, wherein one person inserts a certainly unfitting object or several objects into all human orifices of another person or him/herself?


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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #57 on: October 01, 2007, 06:27:18 am »
Are diamonds really forever?

Is there place in your heart for walnuts?

What are the first three extrasolar planets you can name?

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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #58 on: October 01, 2007, 06:45:01 am »
How long are you gonna hog the hotseat?
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Re: The Machinae Hotseat: evilcandybag
« Reply #59 on: October 01, 2007, 06:56:53 am »
Do you like bananas?

Do you like kiwifruit?

why do oranges go bad so quickly?

if you could have three wishes, what would you wish for, and why? (No wishing for more wishes)

Have you ever stolen anything?

and last but not least: Who the hell are you, really?
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