Is your seat really that hot?
Come over to Sweden and see for yourself.
You're disgusting. Talking about his hind quarters like that. What is wrong with you, Ryan?
Most everything is wrong with Ryan.
Do you find that after the 3rd or 4th hotseat the whole system becomes a shambles and the idea is left for dead, until a months later when some bright spark says, "Hey, remember the Machinae hotseat? Why did that die? Let's resurrect it!" and the circle of life continues til the end of time itself?
Because that is the nature of silly forum games like the Hotseat.
Also,
Who are the three most attractive women in the world?
Woo, hard one. So many to pick from. One things for sure, this babe doesn't quite reach the top:

What flavors of candies does your bag hold?
Flavorless candy that makes your teeth fall out.
Is the bag plastic or some other material?
The bag is but an approximation of an extremely complicated, advanced and abstract entity.
Do you like skin? (no, not the band)
I do. Not for eats though, but for having, seeing and making leather attire of.
Why does such porn exist, wherein one person inserts a certainly unfitting object or several objects into all human orifices of another person or him/herself?
I'd write a long essay like the one about evil candy bags, but I really have to study for my linguistics exam on tuesday. Long story short, some people get a boner from it.
What does the scouter say about your power level?
Needless to say, IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!
Why, oh why?
Because that is my power level, silly.