Soo.. how many woodchucks would cut wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
On average 8.6, the exact amount depends on weather, the availability of sustenance and general mood.
Simon says what?
Simon says you suck.
Just what are you anyway?
There are several essays on the matter, most notable is Buttnoggin & Wilkins (2007), where the authors, through brilliant scientific process and discourse, arrive at no answer at all. Indeed, nobody has yet to discover a definite answer, but a friend of mine has come up with a very close approximation: 'stark starving mad'.
Will you spawn any offspring?
I see it as my duty to the world in general and to my nation in particular to ensure that my top-grade genetic material is preserved for at least another generation.
What's your dream dream? (the perfect dream you wish you'd dreamt)
You cannot know perfection until you see it. I believe I have had that dream already, but I can't really remember it at all.
Favourite item of clothing?
T-shirts. I currently own 31 T-shirts that I use fairly regularly. I never wear any other type of shirt on top of my T-shirt; if it's cold (and it often is in Sweden), I wear a jacket and add a tank top under the t-shirt instead.
