Ohh, a hotseat! I really should go to bed, but I can't ignore my own hotseat, can I?
When was the last time you had watermelon?
Long ago, probably some time last year. Damn family insists on buying other, ickier kinds of melon.
What's your favorite Wii game so far?
Twilight Princess, since it's the only very good non-party that I have played. Will be getting Corruption some time, maybe after this payday.
Do you drive?
I do. Mostly to and from work, since it's a bit too far to commute effectively.
Do you drink and drive?
I have done, once. But then, the true danger wasn't that I had taken a beer two hours ago, but that it was 04 in the morning, I was tired like hell from the wildest concert ever and had to drive for 3 hours to get home. I actually fell asleep, waking up only a second before I hit the railing in the middle of the motorway. Next time, I'll sleep in my car and drive home in the morning instead.
How many books do you read each year?
Hmm... About ten novels, I think. Often in bunches with long periods of non-reading.
What's your second favorite music genre?
Second to metal would be Oi!, and on third place bitpop and industrial synth.
How many DVDs do you own?
I have no idea. There are a lot of DVDs in my house, and there is great confusion as to who owns what. I can definitely say that I own more than one though.
Preferred season and precipitation?
I like summer and sunny days. I hate having to adapt my slacker clothing to external circumstances.
Why does fiindil like men?
Because most often a daddy like a mommy, but some daddies like daddies, and that's nothing to be ashamed about and you shouldn't tease them.
Can you come over to play tomorrow? 
Alas, I have work to attend. However, if you supplied me with flight tickets, lodging and free booze right away, I could consider calling in sick for the weekend.
Does fiindil really like men, or is it just a defamatory campaign on Alix's part to increase his own chances at the British Lifetime Dictator Election in 2025?
Both. However, Alix's plans are in vain, since last time I checked, Pete had the destruction of Britain scheduled to 2024.
Why are so many of my countrymen hell-bent upon descending on Sweden and plunder everything edible and/or drinkable in that great battleground known as "Svinesund", whatever the cost may be?
Because the cost is lower than in Norway. If it is not, I'd bet it's because they are stupid (or lemmings).
Do you suppose the abovementioned border trade between our two countries will one day collapse and leave behind acres upon acres of desolate ruins where once proud shopping malls stood? What do you suppose those buildings could be used for afterwards?
If the Norwegian government somehow loses all the oil money (in internet poker, most likely), the Norwegian prices will drop, leaving Svinesund in ruins within an hour. The buildings will then be used as a site for massive Airsoft CQB events.
Don't you think Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Finland should join forces in a Grand Union and subjugate the rest of Europe under our iron heels? Who besides Torp and me do you think should lead this unstoppable force of awesomeness? Do you think we should trade Norwegian oil for nuclear weapons to further this campaign?
Yes. Me. No, nukes are dishonorable. We must use the money to buy Nintendo and install mind control devices in all Wiis. Then we will have the whole world incapacitated and ready to honorably slaughter like pigs with our honorable Viking swords.
Do you think the rock video will be released soonish due to Spinefarm's pressure, or do you think they'll delay it even longer out of spite?
I believe that if the guys paying you say "Do your job, or else you don't get paid and we ruin your proffessional reputation", then you do your job. Suprisingly, finishing the vid is the video dudes' job.
Have you ever done anything you regret with every fiber of your being and wished you could take back so it never happened in the first place? If so, would you share it with us?
Not that I can recall.
Do you think I write too long and pointless sentences when I finally get going and actually post something?
No. I love long sentences. Producing insanely long sentences without breaking any rules in the grammar or syntax of the language you write in is a form of art.
What is your stance towards death penalty?
A great way to avoid solving a problem at its roots.
Wow, have I been gone that long?
Yes you have.
Since when did the hotseats start?
couple of weeks ago!
Who cuts your hair? And why aren't they dead?
I cut my hair at a place called "Salong la Roy" in central Stockholm. Usually it's an insanely muscular (easily 100kg+ at about 170cm height) Iranian (he might be a Kurd), who is a god with the scissors. Most likely, he is not dead yet because clubbing him to death, for example, would probably take too long, so nobody bothers.
