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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #60 on: July 06, 2007, 04:28:16 am »
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5405!"... That made me laugh for some reason. I would never give my body to science, NEVER!

Take that, science!
Now that I think about it I should have wrote "I would never give my body to scientists, NEVER!". Duh. They are quite free to probe and inspect me as much as they want (*1) (without harming me, of course) when I'm alive but after I'm dead I hope they keep their filthy hands, eyes and mouths (*2) off me.


(*1) They have already done it oh so many times... I keep on volunteering as demonstration piece everytime one is needed. Now when I think that I mentioned that "probe" part it does not sound... well... Anyways. I drink some cola and stay silent as it really seems my box called mouth has too many frogs in it and they all want their freedom back.

(*2) Since there's slight possibility that someone(s) might take that "mouth" part as referance to cannibalism I want to state out that it's not my concern. By mouth I meant their words and reports, cannibalism by words. I mean... I'm insulted enough already when I've been alive, I don't want it to continue after I'm dead as well. It does not hurt me after I'm dead, that's true. I just want that when the old joke called me has reached it's final destination it would be me who laughs last, not some scientist.
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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #61 on: July 06, 2007, 11:42:54 am »
I'd offer myself up for a scientific investigation, but I worry that they'll suddenly turn around and say, "Now we just need to take a blood sample/inject you with something." They can do whatever they like, but no fecking needles!

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #62 on: July 06, 2007, 02:20:44 pm »
so you're quite happy with a razor sharp anal probe?

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #63 on: July 06, 2007, 05:51:58 pm »
Anything with roasted meat is a meal in my book.

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #64 on: July 06, 2007, 06:20:12 pm »
Wow, all this just 'cos I made a mistake... -.-

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #65 on: July 06, 2007, 06:36:28 pm »
*cocks shotgun*


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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #66 on: July 06, 2007, 06:54:48 pm »
so you're quite happy with a razor sharp anal probe?

Well, at least isn't puncturing any extra holes :-\

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #67 on: July 06, 2007, 07:47:55 pm »
Painful image.

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #68 on: July 07, 2007, 02:26:27 am »
Painful image.


Very painful. >_< As if the anal probe wasn't enough in itself

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #69 on: July 07, 2007, 02:27:21 am »
at least not without lube.

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #70 on: July 07, 2007, 06:32:12 am »
at least not without lube.

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