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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #30 on: July 05, 2007, 12:32:34 am »
So, anyway... Tomorrow I'll be off.

You're not allowed to.

But, but... I have to!


And for the
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"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5300!"
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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #31 on: July 05, 2007, 12:38:46 am »
So, anyway... Tomorrow I'll be off.

You're not allowed to.

But, but... I have to!

Well that sucks, because here it says that you can't.

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator
How much are you worth?
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5300!"

Grats. I got $4790

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #32 on: July 05, 2007, 12:40:45 am »
So, anyway... Tomorrow I'll be off.

You're not allowed to.

But, but... I have to!

Well that sucks, because here it says that you can't.

And what will happen if I do it anyway?

http://mingle2.com/cadaver-calculator
How much are you worth?
"Congratulations, your dead body is worth $5300!"

Grats. I got $4790

Woot, I'm more worth than you ^_^

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #33 on: July 05, 2007, 12:43:18 am »
4125 $ :(

Edit: hm, seems like a rare medical disorder would be worth an additional 1000$... depends on what you define as rare, I guess...
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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #34 on: July 05, 2007, 02:00:36 am »
$4950.

Now, somebody go restrain StickyLizard so we can continue discussing the worth of our cadavers.
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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #35 on: July 05, 2007, 02:09:45 am »
$5400.

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2007, 02:13:15 am »
$4950.

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2007, 10:27:01 am »
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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #38 on: July 05, 2007, 01:17:06 pm »
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Congratulations, your dead body is worth $3880!

It seems they don't value normal, healthy bodies very highly. I need to start taking drugs, remove half of my liver and replace my bowels with a meatgrinder.
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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #39 on: July 05, 2007, 01:24:04 pm »
It seems they don't value normal, healthy bodies very highly. I need to start taking drugs, remove half of my liver and replace my bowels with a meatgrinder.

they must do, otherwise i wouldn't of got the figure i did :P

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #40 on: July 05, 2007, 01:31:11 pm »
I think you either need a healthy body for organ transplants etc. or some "interesting" diseases for medical studies...

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #41 on: July 05, 2007, 02:24:02 pm »
I'm worth $5600...

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #42 on: July 05, 2007, 02:44:15 pm »
I'm worth $5600...
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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #43 on: July 05, 2007, 05:56:52 pm »
$4600.

Come to think of it, that's pretty piss poor when you consider how little that is when changed into real money.

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Re: Vacation time
« Reply #44 on: July 05, 2007, 09:03:59 pm »
$4600.

Come to think of it, that's pretty piss poor when you consider how little that is when changed into real money.

That's what life insurance is for!
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