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Re: Happy Towel Day everyone! May 25th
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2007, 05:12:40 pm »
can't you assholes create a thread like this BEFORE the day

*insert a slightly more friendly version of Rad's post here*
Y'all know its in good phun ;)

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Re: Happy Towel Day everyone! May 25th
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2007, 05:32:03 pm »
I have a 3 hour English exam tomorrow. I'm so fucking in.

The exam invigilators made me put it to the side, and now I have no towel.

DEATH TO FASCIST EXAMINERS.

Hit them with your wet towel.
(i) There will come a day when nothing you did matters. But it is not today. Here and now, you are alive.
(ii) Live well under your own authority.
(iii) Abolishing suffering is impossible. Lessening suffering is mandatory.

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Re: Happy Towel Day everyone! May 25th
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2007, 10:20:40 pm »
Gotta find myself a clean towel :/

Whaddya need one of those for?  Fords was covered in ketchup, amongst other things...

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Re: Happy Towel Day everyone! May 25th
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2007, 10:51:46 pm »
I found several uses for my towel today. I should bring it with me more often.
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

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Re: Happy Towel Day everyone! May 25th
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2007, 12:24:15 am »
I've been using mine as a temporary arm rest ^^

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Re: Happy Towel Day everyone! May 25th
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2007, 12:29:20 am »
This Towel Day contained quite much win situations, actually. I had my finnish(mother language) "exam" in which we had to make a projectwork presentation from some theater or such genre. My towel complemented my groups project about the theatre of absurd quite well, actually :D. The teacher said something along the lines "That towel helped put in some nice absurdism in the presentation"

Anyways, the day was *kazakstan accent* Great Success*kazakstan accent off*
* Asor shows two thumbs up.

And sorry for not saying anything here earlier, been quite busy with all the final school works  ::)
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Re: Happy Towel Day everyone! May 25th
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2007, 02:50:08 am »
To miss towel day is to be ..i don't know. Not something good, at least.
Oi, is this when I get a huge sig-image, start whining about "moar sid" and make nonsensical arguments to no good?

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Re: Happy Towel Day everyone! May 25th
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2007, 04:15:28 am »
It's like feeding your grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

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Re: Happy Towel Day everyone! May 25th
« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2007, 06:22:06 am »
It's like feeding your grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

Or listening to Vogon poetry.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: Happy Towel Day everyone! May 25th
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2007, 10:21:26 am »
It's like feeding your grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.

Or listening to Vogon poetry.
How about listening to the poetry of the Azgoths of Kria? Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings' poetry might go too far, though.

Oh, yes, I had my towel with me yesterday. I used it as a carrying bag for my football, among other things.

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Re: Happy Towel Day everyone! May 25th
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2007, 07:49:26 pm »
Today a friend of mine told someone about Douglas Adams and that he showed how useful towels are.
BUT he didn't know that yesterday was Happy Towel Day!!
When I told him he laughed very hard...

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Re: Happy Towel Day everyone! May 25th
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2007, 10:14:15 pm »
I was revising all day, so I didn't have a chance to go out :(

Oh well, next May isanother year, another chance.

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Re: Happy Towel Day everyone! May 25th
« Reply #27 on: June 01, 2007, 01:34:15 pm »
Oh well, next May isanother year, another chance...

..to show those fascist nazi exam invigilators that it is my right to bring a towel with me into a 3 hour long exam which I likely failed!