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A gift for Cerapter
« on: April 18, 2007, 01:02:38 pm »
Found these alternative lyrics for Closer by NIN somewhere on Everything2. Enjoy.

Closer to Pokemon: (I want to love you like a pikachu)

you let me lickitung you, you let me tentacruel you
you let me parasect you, you let me pikachu you
help me i broke up all my pokeballs, help me i've got no pokedex
help me no pokemon will fight for me, until I get them back at full health
i want to stuff you in a pokeball
i want to feel you squirming inside
i want to love you like a pikachu
electro shock leaves me floored
you get me closer to brock

you can have my exeggutor, you can have the failure it brings
you can have my wortortle too, fuck I really hate that thing
help me wear Jessie's panties, help me her sex I can smell
help me you make me perfect, help me get in James' pants as well
i want to stuff you in a pokeball
i want to feel you squirming inside
i want to love you like a pikachu
my strategies are all flawed
Aww crap will you trade your dog?
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Re: A gift for Cerapter
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2007, 01:52:18 pm »
+1 :)

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Re: A gift for Cerapter
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2007, 02:17:53 pm »
Found these alternative lyrics for Closer by NIN somewhere on Everything2. Enjoy.

Closer to Pokemon: (I want to love you like a pikachu)

you let me lickitung you, you let me tentacruel you
you let me parasect you, you let me pikachu you
help me i broke up all my pokeballs, help me i've got no pokedex
help me no pokemon will fight for me, until I get them back at full health
i want to stuff you in a pokeball
i want to feel you squirming inside
i want to love you like a pikachu
electro shock leaves me floored
you get me closer to brock

you can have my exeggutor, you can have the failure it brings
you can have my wortortle too, fuck I really hate that thing
help me wear Jessie's panties, help me her sex I can smell
help me you make me perfect, help me get in James' pants as well
i want to stuff you in a pokeball
i want to feel you squirming inside
i want to love you like a pikachu
my strategies are all flawed
Aww crap will you trade your dog?

you're so FUCKING THOUGHTFUL

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Re: A gift for Cerapter
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2007, 09:12:13 pm »
What's wrong with Wortortle?  :(
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: A gift for Cerapter
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2007, 09:34:15 pm »
What's wrong with Wortortle?  :(


Wartortle, actualy.
and yeah, he rocks :(.


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Re: A gift for Cerapter
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2007, 09:37:36 pm »
I didn't even see this thread until now

Wartortle has crappy ears

thanks for making me laugh Tawp ;D
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Re: A gift for Cerapter
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2007, 10:20:12 pm »
i want to stuff you in a pokeball

That line made my day. ;D
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Re: A gift for Cerapter
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2007, 09:09:01 am »
What's wrong with Wortortle?  :(


Wartortle, actualy.
and yeah, he rocks :(.



I'M JUST QUOTING THE SONG, DAMNIT.

I didn't even see this thread until now

Wartortle has crappy ears

thanks for making me laugh Tawp ;D

Those ears are awesome.
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.