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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2007, 11:07:15 pm »
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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #31 on: March 13, 2007, 12:41:08 am »
but seriously, ok.

the battle scenes in that movie.
weren't they incredible?
they were realistic... and powerful.
and the blood was so magnificent... very much a form of art.
and the story was so incredibly simplistic... and it only made the movie -stronger

oh, and the story telling!
masterful.
very well implemented... and... gawd... there is only 1 thing that I found was awkwardly placed in the movie... the really deformed spartan who was refused to join the 300 soldiers... he was such a plot device
and it didn't even come CLOSE to harming the over-all wonder that is 300.

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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #32 on: March 13, 2007, 01:16:19 am »
but seriously, ok.

the battle scenes in that movie.
weren't they incredible?
they were realistic... and powerful.
and the blood was so magnificent... very much a form of art.
and the story was so incredibly simplistic... and it only made the movie -stronger

oh, and the story telling!
masterful.
very well implemented... and... gawd... there is only 1 thing that I found was awkwardly placed in the movie... the really deformed spartan who was refused to join the 300 soldiers... he was such a plot device
and it didn't even come CLOSE to harming the over-all wonder that is 300.

That spoiler didn't quite.. work

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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #33 on: March 13, 2007, 01:55:38 am »
worked for me

i'm still none the wiser :)
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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2007, 03:40:16 am »
but seriously, ok.

the battle scenes in that movie.
weren't they incredible?
they were realistic... and powerful.
and the blood was so magnificent... very much a form of art.
and the story was so incredibly simplistic... and it only made the movie -stronger

oh, and the story telling!
masterful.
very well implemented... and... gawd... there is only 1 thing that I found was awkwardly placed in the movie... the really deformed spartan who was refused to join the 300 soldiers... he was such a plot device
and it didn't even come CLOSE to harming the over-all wonder that is 300.

That spoiler didn't quite.. work


how didn't it work?

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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2007, 04:32:49 am »
It works in my world...
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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2007, 05:42:07 am »
Same here..

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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #37 on: March 13, 2007, 05:09:48 pm »
but seriously, ok.

the battle scenes in that movie.
weren't they incredible?
they were realistic... and powerful.
and the blood was so magnificent... very much a form of art.
and the story was so incredibly simplistic... and it only made the movie -stronger

oh, and the story telling!
masterful.
very well implemented... and... gawd... there is only 1 thing that I found was awkwardly placed in the movie... the really deformed spartan who was refused to join the 300 soldiers... he was such a plot device
and it didn't even come CLOSE to harming the over-all wonder that is 300.

That spoiler didn't quite.. work


how didn't it work?
Because the spoiler is more noticeable than the normal text :P
Like, bold or italic

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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #38 on: March 13, 2007, 05:14:17 pm »
but seriously, ok.

the battle scenes in that movie.
weren't they incredible?
they were realistic... and powerful.
and the blood was so magnificent... very much a form of art.
and the story was so incredibly simplistic... and it only made the movie -stronger

oh, and the story telling!
masterful.
very well implemented... and... gawd... there is only 1 thing that I found was awkwardly placed in the movie... the really deformed spartan who was refused to join the 300 soldiers... he was such a plot device
and it didn't even come CLOSE to harming the over-all wonder that is 300.

That spoiler didn't quite.. work


how didn't it work?
Because the spoiler is more noticeable than the normal text :P
Like, bold or italic


and so it's easier to avoid, because you have to VERY consciously highlight it.

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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #39 on: March 13, 2007, 06:39:55 pm »
Yeah, but there's a great big fucking urge to highlight withheld information. THE KNOWLEDGE MUST BE MINE!

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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #40 on: March 13, 2007, 06:48:28 pm »
Yeah, but there's a great big fucking urge to highlight withheld information. THE KNOWLEDGE MUST BE MINE!

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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #41 on: March 13, 2007, 06:50:20 pm »
Yeah, but there's a great big fucking urge to highlight withheld information. THE KNOWLEDGE MUST BE MINE!

I can't be held responsible for a form of massocishm  ;D.

but really, I think this is enough "does the spoiler work?" talk...

this is going to be get locked soon.

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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #42 on: March 13, 2007, 06:52:54 pm »
but really, I think this is enough "does the spoiler work?" talk...

this is going to be get locked soon.

Indeed. I want this thread to at least stay open til I get to watch the damn film :)

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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #43 on: March 14, 2007, 03:50:17 am »
Do people really care about spoilers for this movie?

A) it's based on history

B) its based on a comic

Does anyone NOT know what happens?

SPOILER ALERT!

THEY ALL DIE IN THE END!

SPOILER ALERT!

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Re: 300 - THE MOVIE
« Reply #44 on: March 14, 2007, 04:57:44 am »
SPOILER ALERT!

THEY ALL DIE IN THE END!

SPOILER ALERT!

OH GOD NO
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.