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Good News!
« on: February 28, 2007, 09:21:40 pm »
It's not good news at all really

Where i live, Enfield, now has the 2nd most gangs in London (12 total) and when i say gangs i mean murderers etc.

i can't wait to go out on the weekend now :/
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Good News!
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2007, 10:09:10 pm »
You make me happy to live in Northern Ireland. That's saying *a lot*.

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Re: Good News!
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2007, 10:25:20 pm »
HEY LOOK! A RANDOM PERSON WALKING DOWN THE STREET MINDING THEIR OWN BUSINESS! LET'S GUT HIM AND SELL HIS ORGANS!
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2007, 10:48:56 pm »
They aren't THAT prganised dude O.o

it's more like: OH LOOK ANY PERSON WHO HAPPENS TO BE IN VIEW *STAB* LOLOL WE SHOWED THEM
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2007, 10:54:17 pm »
I once had people try to run me over simply to shout get a haircut. They drove on the wrong side of the road and all, too.

Though I have a sneaking suspiscion that they had stolen the car they were in ;)

So yeah, people can be stupid. Which makes me glad I'm not in the stupid 75% majority school in my town.

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Re: Good News!
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2007, 11:26:26 pm »
I once had people try to run me over simply to shout get a haircut. They drove on the wrong side of the road and all, too.

Though I have a sneaking suspiscion that they had stolen the car they were in ;)

So yeah, people can be stupid. Which makes me glad I'm not in the stupid 75% majority school in my town.

that happened to my friend and I once, back in my home town.
minus the haircut thing.
some guys swerved to pretend to try and hit us, and we were like "...shit"
and thne they swerved away again at the last moment being all 'WE TRIX YOU LOLAWLOL"

my hometown was also recent victim to arsenists.
they've been apprehended since then, but not before they burned down a bunch of houses and even our local news paper's headquarters.
which I actualy thought was really funny... most people didn't even realise something happened until the paper didn't arrive on Wednesday.
then they were surprised when their angry calls got a "line no longer in service" response...
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2007, 11:50:05 pm »
It's not good news at all really

Where i live, Enfield, now has the 2nd most gangs in London (12 total) and when i say gangs i mean murderers etc.

i can't wait to go out on the weekend now :/

but i mean nothing's any different... it's just the same as the last few months, except now you think you know something new. big deeeeaal.

(but be careful)


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Re: Good News!
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2007, 12:01:44 am »
Yeah be careful, dude

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Re: Good News!
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2007, 12:09:21 am »
Prescriptive the last few months i have seen a big change happening over time

nowadays if i'm out of the house beyond 11pm i know i will be either of these

A. Mugged
B. Stabbed
C. Shot
or finally D. All 3

before when i was 16/17 I was able to just do whatever i wanted 'till the early hours of the morning
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2007, 12:21:39 am »
Mad world.
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2007, 12:26:27 am »
No just a barbric one which is understandable seeing as it is human nature to hunt, feed and multiply; i guess they think hunting includes other human beings and money is needed to feed and also if ya got a nice set of bling you definitely gonna multiply
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2007, 01:31:03 am »
Very profound. You should write a book.

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Re: Good News!
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2007, 02:58:05 am »
I'm not THAT pretentious :/
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2007, 04:38:39 am »
Grab a shotgun and shoot them all.  :D
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Re: Good News!
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2007, 09:54:45 am »
i second that motion
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