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Offline Jack Lupino

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Breaking The Law
« on: February 12, 2007, 03:19:15 am »
So !

When was the last time YOU broke the law ?


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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2007, 03:23:46 am »
Am currently downloading music and a film. Soo...take a number and divide by zero?
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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2007, 03:26:17 am »
Ho Ho Ho little fellow, you'll have to do a lot better than that.

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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2007, 03:58:04 am »
Umm I'm torrenting a bunch of stuff, liek Propeller Head Reason and I just torrented Nod32 virus protection to replace the shitty Norton that my PC came with so yeah that's illegal. :P

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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2007, 04:06:21 am »
Oh you fucking pansies !

Do we have SOMEONE here who's actually done something ?!

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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2007, 04:10:26 am »
i raped a woman two years ago, and killed her. they'll never trace me.
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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2007, 04:25:19 am »
Hmm... Only thing I've done is a bit of not-so-serious drunken driving. That was the day before yesterday.
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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2007, 05:21:19 am »
Am currently downloading music and a film. Soo...take a number and divide by zero?

That's legal here.
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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2007, 05:41:54 am »
Do smoking pot and drinking underage count? :D Even though it's been awhile.

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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2007, 05:59:50 am »
I can't help it, I'm a good boy at heart.
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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2007, 06:03:41 am »
i was arrested when i was 15 for shoplifting
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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2007, 06:55:28 am »
I can't help it, I'm a good boy at heart.
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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2007, 06:57:15 am »
I jaywalked today.

i once stole a starburst when I was 6. Had to take it back and apologize.

I've probably been in possession (however briefly) of illegal porn.

uhmmmmm... obviously the pirating...

ermmm... i speed at times... and change lanes dangerously every so often.


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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2007, 08:30:13 am »
Well, unless we show politicians their place, downloading music and movies will soon be a worse crime than rape.

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Re: Breaking The Law
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2007, 09:09:42 am »
Somehow I entirely doubt it... they haven't even made being gay a crime worse than rape, and somehow that offends them even more. (than piracy) (and rape, really)


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