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Pickup Punchlines !
« on: January 17, 2007, 05:44:45 pm »
Okay, so if you meet a girl/guy, what do you say ?

Or what crazy ass pickuplines did someone else use on YOU ?


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Re: Pickup Punchlines !
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2007, 06:17:26 pm »
Okay, so if you meet a girl/guy, what do you say ?

Or what crazy ass pickuplines did someone else use on YOU ?


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Re: Pickup Punchlines !
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2007, 06:30:51 pm »
A tad long though.. but not cheesy.

Actually i once knew this girl who liked the cheesyness in relations.. that's cool, i'd say.

Nowadays people want everything to be 'special'.

But ontopic !

How about "Do you want a coke ? Yes ? Wanna have sex ? No ? Then how about a seven-up ?"

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Re: Pickup Punchlines !
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2007, 06:51:32 pm »
crap the titties and say you come here often

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Re: Pickup Punchlines !
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2007, 06:52:07 pm »
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Okay, so if you meet a girl/guy, what do you say ?
"Hi" works wonders.
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Re: Pickup Punchlines !
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2007, 06:57:09 pm »
You mean people still use chatup lines?

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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2007, 07:57:20 pm »
"You smell like Fritos... that's why I'm givin' you this hungry stare."

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Re: Pickup Punchlines !
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2007, 08:07:05 pm »
One of my former friends had classic one. It went some like this:
"Tyttötyttötyttöööö! Ootte tytöt sitten lähteneet viihteelle vai?"
That is, roughly translated:
"Girlgirlgirllllll! You girls just wanted to go for some entertainment, eh?"
After that there was usually deep silence and every female in party turned their back to  friend. Wonder why? :D Despite that pitiful pickup line he was, and probably still is, quite popular.

My pal used that line ALWAYS. Once we were partying on city when he saw two persons walking towards us. He was dead drunk as always. He threw his line. Deep man's voice replied : "Who are you calling girl? I'm her boyfriend". My friend replied : "I'm so sorry, your long hair deceived me". Man replied "Who are you calling long hair you fucking long hair hippie?"...My friend had long ponytail as well. Somehow my friend talked his way out of situation unharmed. I could hear or see how since I laughed with tears in my eyes and could not even look that way. It was hilarious.

Another occasion happened when he was on ship traveling to Stockholm. He felt how someone was caressing her ass. He thought it was some female and turned his head. It was ugly man. My friend decided to be polite adn forgive that since he, like I said, had long ponytail. He said "Excuse me but I'm not female" where that guy said "I don't mind..." My friend ran away.

Another dude I knew was more of those "direct action" men. He asked "Annatko pillua?" ("Do you give me pussy?") - and he did succeed surprisingly often!

I just want to note that those two were only ones I recall using pickup lines.
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Re: Pickup Punchlines !
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2007, 08:19:06 pm »
Guy: "Did it hurt?"

Girl: "Did what hurt?"

Guy: "When you fell from Heaven."
That's the problem with heroes, really. Their only purpose in life is to thwart others. They make no plans, develop no strategies. They react instead of act. Without villains, heroes would stagnate. Without heroes, villains would be running the world. Heroes have morals. Villains have work ethic.

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Re: Pickup Punchlines !
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2007, 09:31:31 pm »
"We going back to yours?"

"No why?"

"Because i don't want a corpse in my house"
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Re: Pickup Punchlines !
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2007, 10:07:02 pm »
Ahh nobody has serious ones, cept harv ;)


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Re: Pickup Punchlines !
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2007, 10:53:33 pm »
One of my former friends had classic one. It went some like this:
"Tyttötyttötyttöööö! Ootte tytöt sitten lähteneet viihteelle vai?"
That is, roughly translated:
"Girlgirlgirllllll! You girls just wanted to go for some entertainment, eh?"
After that there was usually deep silence and every female in party turned their back to  friend. Wonder why? :D Despite that pitiful pickup line he was, and probably still is, quite popular.

My pal used that line ALWAYS. Once we were partying on city when he saw two persons walking towards us. He was dead drunk as always. He threw his line. Deep man's voice replied : "Who are you calling girl? I'm her boyfriend". My friend replied : "I'm so sorry, your long hair deceived me". Man replied "Who are you calling long hair you fucking long hair hippie?"...My friend had long ponytail as well. Somehow my friend talked his way out of situation unharmed. I could hear or see how since I laughed with tears in my eyes and could not even look that way. It was hilarious.

Another occasion happened when he was on ship traveling to Stockholm. He felt how someone was caressing her ass. He thought it was some female and turned his head. It was ugly man. My friend decided to be polite adn forgive that since he, like I said, had long ponytail. He said "Excuse me but I'm not female" where that guy said "I don't mind..." My friend ran away.

Another dude I knew was more of those "direct action" men. He asked "Annatko pillua?" ("Do you give me pussy?") - and he did succeed surprisingly often!

I just want to note that those two were only ones I recall using pickup lines.

Haha I can see what your friend must've looked like when the guy said he didn't mind. ;D

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Re: Pickup Punchlines !
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2007, 11:08:32 pm »
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Re: Pickup Punchlines !
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2007, 11:31:53 pm »
"You'd look much cuter in my lap"
I've fallen for that one. ;<
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Re: Pickup Punchlines !
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2007, 11:41:18 pm »