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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #180 on: May 19, 2007, 02:41:51 pm »
I had 2 weird dreams last night.


first: A hand has its finger on an egg.  A sign reads Closed.  A voice says "open" and the finger raises.  The egg cracks.

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second: I was downloading something at 4000kb/s

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i've been eating jalapeno peppers before going to bed.
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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #181 on: May 19, 2007, 03:47:38 pm »
I was chasing through this mall for a hot chick who'd eaten my dad. I found her and she tried to seduce me. I shouted that I hated her and it would never work. Then she undressed and we had sex.
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #182 on: May 19, 2007, 03:49:15 pm »
I had one which was a mix between Sonice, DBZ and typical Nintendo 64 adventure game, was fucked up, that's all i'll say
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #183 on: May 19, 2007, 04:46:36 pm »
second: I was downloading something at 4000kb/s
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Someone ought to slap you for this, you nerd. :D

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #184 on: May 19, 2007, 04:48:32 pm »
I was chasing through this mall for a hot chick who'd eaten my dad. I found her and she tried to seduce me. I shouted that I hated her and it would never work. Then she undressed and we had sex.

I had one which was a mix between Sonice, DBZ and typical Nintendo 64 adventure game, was fucked up, that's all i'll say

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #185 on: May 19, 2007, 05:18:29 pm »
Yeah, sex dreams always win ;D
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #186 on: May 19, 2007, 05:36:21 pm »
second: I was downloading something at 4000kb/s
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Someone ought to slap you for this, you nerd. :D

it was a real quick dream ;)
cause it downloaded into my brain at 4000kb/s!
aaah!

I was chasing through this mall for a hot chick who'd eaten my dad. I found her and she tried to seduce me. I shouted that I hated her and it would never work. Then she undressed and we had sex.

I had one which was a mix between Sonice, DBZ and typical Nintendo 64 adventure game, was fucked up, that's all i'll say

Sorry Lion, Cerapter wins this one ;)
Yeah, sex dreams always win ;D

especialy sex dreams where you have sex with a cannibal lady.
technicaly, Cerapter's penis was very close to his father's digesting self.

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #187 on: May 19, 2007, 05:43:46 pm »
second: I was downloading something at 4000kb/s
[/dream]
Someone ought to slap you for this, you nerd. :D

it was a real quick dream ;)
cause it downloaded into my brain at 4000kb/s!
aaah!

I was chasing through this mall for a hot chick who'd eaten my dad. I found her and she tried to seduce me. I shouted that I hated her and it would never work. Then she undressed and we had sex.

I had one which was a mix between Sonice, DBZ and typical Nintendo 64 adventure game, was fucked up, that's all i'll say

Sorry Lion, Cerapter wins this one ;)
Yeah, sex dreams always win ;D

especialy sex dreams where you have sex with a cannibal lady.
technicaly, Cerapter's penis was very close to his father's digesting self.

hot?

you sir, shall have an applaud, since your post was very close to what I was thinking ;D
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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #188 on: May 19, 2007, 06:01:43 pm »
I thought you might say that. Actually, she didn't technically eat him. She'd just possessed, consumed or magically absorbed him somehow. And not physically, just like she'd eaten his life energy, and thus she carried his life signals on a life signal radar.
Just close your eyes and keep your mind wide open.

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #189 on: May 19, 2007, 08:27:45 pm »
I thought you might say that. Actually, she didn't technically eat him. She'd just possessed, consumed or magically absorbed him somehow. And not physically, just like she'd eaten his life energy, and thus she carried his life signals on a life signal radar.
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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #190 on: May 19, 2007, 09:52:14 pm »
The other night before my trip to a recording studio to record a song (amazing studio btw) i dreamt the band forgot the song, and we all had to get suppositories that contained the song details :(

Painful dream, painfully random.

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #191 on: May 20, 2007, 08:18:28 am »
The other night before my trip to a recording studio to record a song (amazing studio btw) i dreamt the band forgot the song, and we all had to get suppositories that contained the song details :(

Painful dream, painfully random.

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #192 on: May 22, 2007, 06:10:07 pm »
The more you eat the less you have to rake.
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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #193 on: May 22, 2007, 09:11:15 pm »
I dreamed about sleeping... how weird is that?  ???
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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #194 on: May 22, 2007, 09:37:26 pm »
I dreamed about ghosts yesterday nights.
More specifically, I dreamt that I was in a local manor-house, taking part in some housecleaning and stuff with some friends. I climbed a ladder to the attic to search for some stuff, and next thing I know I get cold and start shivering all over. Suddenly, I get assaulted by bedsheets and blankets and stuff - it just piles on top of me and forces me down the ladder again, and then the hatch to the attic slams shut and won't budge.
So I go downstairs and tell the others "hey, did you know this place was haunted" or something like that, and some of them go "no way, pixoritneverhappened" and the rest is like "yeah, we had some suspicions". They all come upstairs with me to see whether they too can experience the hauntings, and we go up another staircase to reach the attic - but no luck, the ghost-thingies or whatever they were didn't show up. I get irritated and bring my friends to a room I somehow *know* is haunted (even though I've never been there before, not in real life or in my dream :P). Sure enough - once I step into the room I get the shivers and cold experience all over again, only worse this time - along with a glimpse of a foggish, indistinct humanoid shape. This makes me start so violently that I come awake.

I wouldn't categorize this as a nightmare, because I love sleeping/dreaming and almost *never* become unsettled by things I dream.


EDIT: Oh, and the first thing I thought right after I awoke was "fuck, I should get someone artistically inclined from the forums to do a picture of some sort of this for me", then I was all "huh? why the hell should I do that", and then I fell asleep again.
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