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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #75 on: April 19, 2007, 02:30:48 am »

Also, random fact. I've been having *a lot* of sex dreams lately. Like, the past two months have been crazy. I don't know why. I'm a virgin. :\


You find it odd to have sex dreams even though you're a virgin? How peculiar...

Maybe that's a deep rooted difference between the male and female species. Or maybe you're just completely infatuated with someone and want his babies.

Well, right now, I AM infatuated with someone. But.. I'm having sex ( IN MY DREAMS ) with different people, none of which are the one I'm obsessed with. I don't know why. I never used to be like this. :\ I've been really horny lately, too. ( LET'S BE MATURE ABOUT THIS, KIDDOS. ) Like, ever since spring started. I've no idea why. Maybe I'm.. BLOOMING INTO A WOMAN.

But no, seriously.

No idea why.

Oh and Shaun, no, you're not the one I'm infatuated with. So. Don't get your hopes,
among other things, up. <3

Yeah, you aint infatuated with me but I'm the one you're dreaming about, right? XD

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #76 on: April 19, 2007, 03:03:21 am »
You dirty young man.
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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #77 on: April 19, 2007, 03:15:27 am »
It's sad because I HAVE had a sex dream about Shaun. :\ At least twice.

And I masturbate, a lot. I'm really open with my sexuality and stuff, so I don't really care if you guys know. oO; But yeah. A LOT. At least twice a night since spring. Blargh. I don't know. And I understood what you wrote.

You need to get to bed, mister! No online foruming while you're sick.

The first sex dream I ever had was around New Years, I think. And I started masturbating years ago. They are just hitting me now, though. Constantly.

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #78 on: April 19, 2007, 04:46:31 am »
It's sad because I HAVE had a sex dream about Shaun. :\ At least twice.


you pretty much should just never tell a guy about this. it only ends in tears.

same with "I just got out of the shower!"

brain: *shower = naked = imagination = AROUSE* and before you know it we can't get your nakedness out of our minds..


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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #79 on: April 19, 2007, 05:28:56 am »
Meh, He already knew.

xD And I cammed for him in a towel before after I got out of the shower. Lawl. I feel like such a slut.

: D He didn't see anything though!

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #80 on: April 19, 2007, 06:26:28 am »
i am both envious and so very very sorry for him..


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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #81 on: April 19, 2007, 11:30:52 am »
I had pretty strange dream last night. There was this man with blond hair who was after me (no, it was not Arvid). I could not get rid of him, no matter how I escaped. I tried running, driving a car, hiding in buildings and so on. Finally he chased me into the third floor of some parking hall. In that point I realized he was driving me deliberately there from the start. In that floor there was tall man with black trench coat, two of his bodyguards and three wild bulls running around. I managed to avoid bulls but when blond man arrived I knew that my time had come, it was going to be show which would end in my death. Blond man was unstoppable. Black man and his bodyguards stand there silently, watching. I ran around that floor trying to find escape but blast doors were closed and there was no escape. In that point my wife woke me to help in our family's morning rituals...
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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #82 on: April 19, 2007, 01:49:00 pm »
It's sad because I HAVE had a sex dream about Shaun. :\ At least twice.

And I masturbate, a lot. I'm really open with my sexuality and stuff, so I don't really care if you guys know. oO; But yeah. A LOT. At least twice a night since spring. Blargh. I don't know. And I understood what you wrote.


That's more than I do, currently.

Well, I guess it's one of those unavoidable times of horniness. Just welcome it, because you can have a lot of fun if it's not too inconvinient. It'll go away in time, and then you might miss it.

As for towel-webcaming, that's almost as bad as showing. We men have very active imaginations, you know. You could just as well have shown him.

Slut.
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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #83 on: April 19, 2007, 01:56:33 pm »
Slut.

Says the guy who's more than happy to cam with me

EDIT: Gay.
But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #84 on: April 19, 2007, 02:07:34 pm »
Hey, you were making art.

And in any case, I didn't have a cam, so I'm not a slut or anything.

Cam-whore.
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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #85 on: April 19, 2007, 02:47:07 pm »
Hey, you were making art.

And in any case, I didn't have a cam, so I'm not a slut or anything.

Cam-whore.

You were masturbating that whole time, especially when i was doing the one of your picture

Slut.
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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #86 on: April 19, 2007, 03:09:29 pm »
Huh? How does that make me a slut?
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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #87 on: April 19, 2007, 03:23:26 pm »
I was just generally calling you one


I dreamt last night about a talking snake and i chatted to it for hours, it seemed to be my subconscious mind, then before i woke up little worms that also talked ate their way through the snake and were coming out of his eyes and just generally laughing at the brutality they caused

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But if one day we meet together while I'm drunk, I promise you to draw a big group sex picture including a lot of forumites. :D

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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #88 on: April 19, 2007, 04:27:02 pm »
Oh, well, in that case I can't really protest.
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Re: Weird dreams...
« Reply #89 on: April 20, 2007, 10:29:03 am »
Stick it to the man, torp !