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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #30 on: December 27, 2006, 05:19:35 pm »
Step 1: Sell the chocolate burger recipe to McDonalds
Step 2: ...
Step 3: Profit!

Would it come in a happy meal too?

But of course. What better way to overthrow the heathen dogs of Great Satan America than by making their children even more obese. Praise Allah! Your suggestion has been noticed and you are now guaranteed a place in heaven with as many virgins as you like. ;D

* talhoffer settles back and waits for the CIA to storm his apartment.

but seriosly, though, I can imagine that... thing as a happy meal, yes.
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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2006, 05:27:46 pm »
New for McDonalds happy meal! Chocolate hamburgers!
*Cut to kids in restaurant attempting to fit the entire thing in their mouths. Chocolate oozing down their faces*
Mmmm!

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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #32 on: December 27, 2006, 08:06:07 pm »
New for McDonalds happy meal! Chocolate hamburgers!
*Cut to kids in restaurant attempting to fit the entire thing in their mouths. Chocolate oozing down their faces*
Mmmm!


That would make me barf, and I have already eaten one of them : (

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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #33 on: December 27, 2006, 11:42:52 pm »
In other news...
Childrens pepto sales skyrocket to an all time high!

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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2006, 01:45:25 am »
In other news...
Childrens pepto sales skyrocket to an all time high!

yay pepto bismal!!!

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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2006, 06:08:12 am »
Hey Loki, you're nearly at 1337 posts ;)

Maybe you'll stop posting for a while when you find out what happens when you get to that number..

Please?

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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2006, 06:29:34 am »
Hey Loki, you're nearly at 1337 posts ;)

Maybe you'll stop posting for a while when you find out what happens when you get to that number..

Please?

lol, that is funny, but no.

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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #37 on: December 29, 2006, 01:50:43 am »
So today me and one of my friends made a chocolate hamburger. This is not a hamburger made of chocolate. We glazed the meat in melted Hershey's bars while grilling. It was delicious. Enough said.

BamFUnk said it would taste disgusting, he was wrong, I win.
Oh lawd, is dat sum american tradition?
Yeah, sounds like another part of the plan to kill off the entire western hemisphere by turning the people into malnutritioned lardballs :P

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R u serious, that would suck.

lol ya im srious sry i liek haeving a job lol

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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #38 on: December 29, 2006, 02:04:47 am »
R u serious, that would suck.

lol ya im srious sry i liek haeving a job lol

ye i no job gets u sum of dat money shit ololol shame i was sacked tho :/

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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #39 on: December 29, 2006, 02:14:38 am »
I would just like to contrast the situation by saying i have a job, and have kept if for 4 months thus far.
Ok, im done gloating.

At our age, a job is a job, its hard to be in a position where we can choose something half decent.

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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #40 on: December 29, 2006, 04:18:06 am »
I would just like to contrast the situation by saying i have a job, and have kept if for 4 months thus far.
Ok, im done gloating.

At our age, a job is a job, its hard to be in a position where we can choose something half decent.


It's worthwhile having a shitty low paid menial job when your a teenager so that when you become a student you can get a dossy well paid menial job... like me :D

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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #41 on: December 29, 2006, 07:38:39 am »
I would just like to contrast the situation by saying i have a job, and have kept if for 4 months thus far.
Ok, im done gloating.

At our age, a job is a job, its hard to be in a position where we can choose something half decent.


5 months. I win.  ;D

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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2006, 07:59:34 am »
"Yo! Dat shit ain't krunk, niggy!! Dis jew nigga think he ooga booga, but he ain't krumpin'!!! Word 4 lyfe niggy. Dat shit ain't buck!!"

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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #43 on: December 29, 2006, 07:03:04 pm »
Yeah. What he said >.>

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Re: chocolate hamburger
« Reply #44 on: December 29, 2006, 07:06:38 pm »
R u serious, that would suck.

lol ya im srious sry i liek haeving a job lol

ye i no job gets u sum of dat money shit ololol shame i was sacked tho :/

lol ya im sur ull get a noo job sune lol