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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #60 on: December 15, 2006, 01:28:37 am »
turnip rape oil
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #61 on: December 15, 2006, 01:29:16 am »
Recipe?  :D
I took cauldron, inserted 2 dl porridge-rice and mixed it with 2 dl of water and small dose of turnip rape oil. I cooked it for 2 minutes. Then I added 1 liter of full-milk. I cooked it with low temperature for 40 minutes mixing it every 2-3 minutes (at start more often). When it was ready I did portions at plates and added bit of butter at top of every portion. There it melted and flowed on porridge like river of gold on mountains of snow. And it was SOOOooooo good.

Word of warning, thou : milk porridges do burn really easily (happened to me once). If it does so don't scrape burnings off from cauldrons bottom but just try to avoid more burnings. If you use full milk or add some extra oil/butter before actual cooking, use cautious temperatures and mix often there should be no problem.

I'm hungry now. Thanks.  ;D

Does it taste sweet/buttery? I've never had porridge before.

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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #62 on: December 15, 2006, 01:30:11 am »
Porridge tastes fucking nice with a nice, light coating of sugar over it
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #63 on: December 15, 2006, 01:30:58 am »
Don't forget the cinnamon.
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #64 on: December 15, 2006, 01:32:51 am »
Well, now I need to make it.
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #65 on: December 15, 2006, 01:34:01 am »
Please don't rape any more turnips while you're at it, k?

It's already bad enough with Lion and Gravehill molesting vegetables.  :-X
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #66 on: December 15, 2006, 01:35:36 am »
turnip rape oil
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Fixed the question. Answer : no. Especially in english. In finnish rypsiöljy is such innocent word  ::)
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #67 on: December 15, 2006, 01:36:48 am »
Please don't rape any more turnips while you're at it, k?

It's already bad enough with Lion and Gravehill molesting vegetables.  :-X

Fiiiine... I'll stick to animals.
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #68 on: December 15, 2006, 01:37:33 am »
turnip rape oil
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Fixed the question. Answer : no. Especially in english. In finnish rypsiöljy is such innocent word  ::)

Yeah, so it is in norwegian too. "Rapsolje" sounds so much better than "rapeseed oil"  :P
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #69 on: December 15, 2006, 02:18:32 am »
Actually, due to bizarre humour, I like the name in english.
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #70 on: December 15, 2006, 02:22:38 am »
yeah... i'm thinking "rape oil" would be a perfect addition to the shelves of wal-mart..


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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #71 on: December 15, 2006, 02:24:02 am »
yeah... i'm thinking "rape oil" would be a perfect addition to the shelves of wal-mart..

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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #72 on: December 15, 2006, 03:27:15 pm »
Hey, it should work as lube, shouldn't it?
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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #73 on: December 15, 2006, 04:36:19 pm »
Hey, it should work as lube, shouldn't it?

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Re: Hah, Bumhug.
« Reply #74 on: December 15, 2006, 04:49:02 pm »
It's my specialty.
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